Bottlejob Squad

A group that a person who constantly pulls out of events at the last minute becomes a member of.

Dave's pulled out again. He may aswell become a member of the Bottlejob Squad.

by Maxpower13 March 9, 2017

bottlerocketing

When you hold your nut in for a prolonged amount of time and squeeze your penis to the point where the head of your cock is blown off, soaring through the air.

Jerry: Bro, how did that hole in the wall happen?
Tim: Dude, I was bottlerocketing real good last night.
Jerry: Damn bro, how long have you been that nut in??
Tim: Years bro...

by NightmareFuel13 January 10, 2019

bottlenosed

Adj. When a female engages in shaving her genatalia which then appears like the smooth rubber like snout of a bottlenose dolphin.

Oh man, I went over to my chicks house last night and pet her bottlenosed dolphin...with my tongue!

or...

Those pants are so tight on that chick, you can see her bottlenose!

by Jeff Striker September 15, 2007

Bottlejobs

The definition of bottlejobs is Tottenham Hotspur because they seem to bottle (lose) every match they play or any competition they compete in. They have not won a trophy since 2008.

Jeff: "You watching any footy this weekend?"
Phil: "Yeah going to watch the bottlejobs take on Burnley"

by mikewhite February 8, 2019

Battlejob

The act of receiving oral sex while in the process of playing Battlefield 3 on Xbox or any other gaming platform, preferably without need to pause or stop the game.

"Wow, I was totally kicking ass in the game when my boy/girl friend took the time to give me a Battlejob"

by ringbarrer74 November 8, 2011

BOTTLE JOB

A BOTTLE JOB IS SOMEONE WHO BACKS OUT WHEN THE PRESSURE IS AT LARGE.

A BOTTLE JOB IS LUCAS AS HE BOTTLES EVERY CHALLENGE IN FOOTBALL

by LUCAS'S DAD123 May 22, 2019

Bottlecock

When a bottle is inserted through the fly of one’s pants. The resulting protrusion is called a bottlecock. (n)

An individual gets down on both of their knees, then the bottlecock is inserted into the mouth of the said individual. The resulting action is called bottlecocking. (v)

In a heated 40 yard dash, both Mike and Matt thought they were faster than each other so they placed a bet of bottlecocking to be received by the loser. Mike lost the race and therefore had to get down on both knees and commence bottlecocking the frosty brew that was inserted through Matt's fly.

by tamumatt14 December 1, 2011