Bootstrapping

When 2 girls lie on their stomachs while you insert one foot into each vagina and you pull on their hair while you attempt to walk with your feet still inside them.
Me and the ladies are going bootstrapping tonight! Oh boy!
by Billy Lurker September 20, 2017
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bootstrap

When a male - after having sex with a woman - ejaculates on the sole of his shoe then slaps her in the face with it. Also known as a bootstrap bill
I gave Tina a bootstrap last night and it left a funny mark on her face.
by norris1234 July 05, 2007
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bootstrap

A small gun that you keep in your boot and use to commit armed robbery thus elevating your economic status in society.
Let's get this money foo, you got your bootstrap?
by Skatchface February 01, 2017
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Bootstrap Bill

When you've had too much weed and you start to become part of the couch, chair or whatever you're sitting on.
Friend: Bro did you want another cone?

Me: Naah man I'm Bootstrap Billing right now.
by BillBobGates August 22, 2019
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Bootstrap Paradox

The Bootstrap Paradox is a theoretical paradox of time travel that occurs when an object or piece of information sent back in time becomes trapped within an infinite cause-effect loop in which the item no longer has a discernible point of origin, and is said to be “uncaused” or “self-created”.
A time traveller who was a big fan of Beethoven goes back in time to 18th century Germany to search for Beethoven for an autograph. Upon reaching the destination, the time traveller cannot find Beethoven anywhere, not even Beethoven's family have heard of him. Not being able to bear the thought of a world without Beethoven's music, the time traveller coincidently has all of Beethoven's sheet music, he copies it up and publishes it. The time traveller has become Beethoven and the timeline resumes as usual, this is what we call a Bootstrap Paradox.
by Driptual November 17, 2019
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Bible Bootstrap

Referencing the Bible in an attempt to justify actions that are heinous and ungodly.
Amy: I just heard a politician on television say that the Bible justifies separating children from their mothers at the border. What BS!

Juan: Seriously? I bet God really hates it when people try to Bible bootstrap their own evil ideas to the good book.
by builtforspeed July 25, 2018
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THE BOOTSTRAP TURNER

While you are engaging in doggy style sex a co-worker walks in and catches you in the act and without hesitation you stick out your hand the index finger and birdie finger extended and point to the girl and say "GET IN HERE"! thus forming the THE BOOTSTRAP TURNER or the eiffel tower!
at a party you talk a girl into going somerwhere to be alone. shortly after starting doggy style sex a man bursts in and you without hesitation say hey get in here! thus forming the eiffel tower or "THE BOOTSTRAP TURNER"
by chief salty August 04, 2011
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