Befouled Bonathan

The act of kidnapping and typing up your college roommate in your dorm and pretending they did not return for this semester. Then the captor will torture their roommate through repeatedly zoning out in front of them, going out for late night walks, eating large meals while the prisoner starves, and the occasional blowjob.

Aidan: “Nah, Bonathan isn’t coming back this semester?”
(Later)
Kirk: “Guys I think Aidan’s pulling a Befouled Bonathan again.”

by LargeDavid April 9, 2021

Bonehenge

A facility from which to base research, exhibit preparation and display, marine conservation, educational programming, outreach, publications, and stranded specimen collection/maintenance that focus on cetaceans (whales, dolphins, and porpoises), past and present.

The Sperm Whale skeleton was articulated at the Beaufort Bonehenge Whale Center

by BeaufortBones December 30, 2017

Bonetone

a) to drink, while intoxicated by alcohol, past the hour of 3AM; b) to drink until sunrise; c) a state of mind that is reached only after 3AM while intoxicated by alcohol

a) We are all going to "Bonetone" tonight.; b) We are going "Bonetone"!; c) "Bonetone" Sessions inside the ride!; d) Primitive-Science always brings the "Bonetone".

by Primitive-Science May 20, 2010

bonerhead

stupid person; person of low intelligence

Theo is an example of a cockhead, a dickhead and a bonerhead.

by yorrick hunt May 28, 2008

bonehurt

A painfull erection that generally occurs from too much sexual activity or masterbation.

Ugh, I had a bonehurt for like three hours last night.

John jerks off so much that he always gets bonehurts.

by Schlosser December 11, 2007

3 hole boneathon

A sexual encounter when the penis (bone) is inserted into the woman’s mouth, vagina then anus.

Gina enjoyed the 3 hole boneathon I gave her last night.

by Maxwell January 6, 2004

boneheim

A unbelievably blowin' it, wannabe dork.

Check out that boneheim with the Judas Priest T-Shirt and Wrangler Jeans.

by klezala April 6, 2005