Boneth 

Pronounced Bo-eth, "Boneth" is an alternative to the word "Both". They mean the same thing and can be used in the same context, but "Boneth" is funnier, especially when used on Mrs. Lightbody at LRGS (fitty). Note the silent "n" according to baby chubber Josh Ray.

"Which paper do we do miss, paper 1 or paper 2?"
Well... do boneth!

Boneth by George Alaimo June 6, 2007

Boneheart 

When a girl is so angelically beautiful yet also devilishly seductive that seeing her picture gives a man a boner and also brings him to tears.

1.) Dude: The first time I saw you, you gave me a mean boneheart. I think I'm in love.
Chick: That's so sweet!

2.) That substitute teacher is so fine it's embarrassing. If I see her in public, I start to tear up, and also get an erection that lasts over 4 hours. My doctor says it's just a boneheart and it's nothing to worry about.

Boneheart by firemanic July 2, 2018

bonerhound 

A craver of cock, a hunter of erect penises, a tracker of testicles, a boner aficionado if you will.

She is such a bonerhound she could find an erection a mile away.

bonerhound by MAT & AA August 4, 2008

Bonetrousle

The sudden urge to eat spaghetti, make puzzles or capture humans. Sometimes, it's all three.

Dude 1: Hey Brother, why don't you sit down and have some spaghetti!
Dude 2: Okay, but why is there a kid wrapped in Duct Tape?
Dude 1: I captured him! He is my prisoner!
Dude 2: Did you have a case of Bonetrousle again?
Dude 1: Yep.
Dude 2: Also, the kid escaped.
Dude 1: WHAAAT?!?!
Dude 2: That kid knows how to get out of a STICKY situation!
Dude 1: That pun was terrible!
Dude 2: C'mon! You're smiling.
Dude 1: I am and I hate it. I guess it's now time to set up my puzzles again.

Bonetrousle by TheGuyOnTheInternet August 10, 2016

Bonerthroner 

An Asocial fucktard. Someone who acts alone even when surrounded by his friends.

Mike: "Dude, did you see Dan walking with us and wearing his earbuds?"

Alex: "I know, right man? What a bonerthroner."

Bonerthroner by Verbiage January 17, 2014

Bonehead5000 

Me

Bonehead5000 makes urban dictionary definitions

Bonehead5000 by Bonehead5000 July 11, 2020

bonechilada

Erect penis, wrapped in a tortilla and offered for sex

Hey baby, you hungry? I've got this nice, hot bonechilada for you.

bonechilada by flyingdog January 19, 2008