blunderful

adj ~ a wonderful occurrence that is purely a lucky coincidence facilitated or created by a blunder; succeeding because of failure, rather than despite it

Sweetheart, you're the most blunderful thing to ever happen in your mother's and my lives.

by D'Royce O'Coinpurse February 28, 2010

blubberfuck

To fuck a whale of a girl

Damn that bitch was fat, you da blubberfuck king!

by Tap3k January 21, 2003

blubberfuck

(noun) take a woman over, say, 275 pounds, 45-55 DDD or bigger chest, a roll under her bellybutton like a fullsize loaf of French or Italian bread, rolls in her crotch like a 3rd (and 4th) set of labia, a pad of fat on her mons, huge buttocks, and you can't really get half-way into her in ANY position because of fat keepin' you away from her vagina so's you can bearly get your "head" into it

Denise, you is one BIG woman ! You is a blubbderfuck to beat all blubberfucks. You' sure yo' ain't already 'bout to give birth ?

by Jake January 12, 2004

bludgerfuck

In Quidditch: When one uses bludgers to 'fuck' up an opposing teams Quidditch move, pass, or the players themselves. Also contains a mild sexual reference.

1. We're going to bludger fuck them next match!
2. Damn.. Our sex last night was as rough as bludgerfucking
3. I'm in the infirmiry because a Gryffindor bludgerfucked me at the last match, I broke my bloody arm!

by Sauki November 13, 2005

plunderfuck

(verb)
Having sex with someone for the sole purpose of stealing from them (e.g. money, drugs, movies, food, etc.)

We slept together then after the show I never heard from her again, she totally plunderfucked me out of the ticket I should have given you.

by Beaudacious11 October 25, 2016

blunderful

Port-manteau of blunder and wonderful; a particularly egregious mistake, possibly of epic proportions. Usually the speaker is deeply affected by the fallout.

A: Oh, so I was just playing with your computer and, errr, I had to reinstall everything because I deleted your whole disk.
B: Blunderful!

by InvisibleConnections October 29, 2006

blubberfuck

An expletive that's pretty much meaningless.

What the blubberfuck is that moron doing?

by S. Machan September 25, 2002