Blitz - to own someone.
When you win a football game, win an argument or just do a wegie on someone.
When you win a football game, win an argument or just do a wegie on someone.
by Kebabkurt March 26, 2008
From HIMYM: If a blitz leaves the room, the laws of physics stop and the laws of awesome triple. Meaning, something awesome will happen.
- "We're totally going to have a movie night with soda and ice cream tonight!"
- "Naah, It's a good night for playing Super Mario Kart. Peace out!"
*a brief pause*
- "THAT NAKED CHICK JUST TOTALLY WALKED IN HERE! Blitz doesn't know what he missed.."
- "Naah, It's a good night for playing Super Mario Kart. Peace out!"
*a brief pause*
- "THAT NAKED CHICK JUST TOTALLY WALKED IN HERE! Blitz doesn't know what he missed.."
by Lightheaded November 24, 2010
When someone "calls" something you can say blitz to counter their "call". U can also use the "no blitz" that's when you call something. In order to be safe u say "no blitz" so no one can "blitz" your call.
by Big chode April 11, 2012
by Cyrus K March 28, 2004
Doing a girl doggy style in front of a closet door with your buddy behind the door. When climaxing, yell "BLITZ!" and have your buddy come out of the closet and tackle the girl.
Football player 1: YES...YES...OOOOOOO! BLITZ! BLITZ!
Cheerleader: What the fuck!?
Football player 2: BLITZ! *BAM*
Cheerleader: What the fuck!?
Football player 2: BLITZ! *BAM*
by Lucky Sumbitch August 06, 2008
A man who has a love of incest, the Oakland Raiders, internet dinosaurs, and seems to have a weight loss issue.
Best used in a shorthand "Blitz" as an adjective or adverb describing an excessively large quantity of something.
Best used in a shorthand "Blitz" as an adjective or adverb describing an excessively large quantity of something.
"How much Bojangles did you eat last week?"
"Man, I ate a Blitz worth."
"Damn man, hope you feel okay."
"Man, I ate a Blitz worth."
"Damn man, hope you feel okay."
by TheSASWiki May 28, 2019
by blitzmaster April 11, 2021