Blitz

Blitz - to own someone.

When you win a football game, win an argument or just do a wegie on someone.

you win a football game:

"I blitzed your ass!"

by Kebabkurt March 25, 2008

Blitz

From HIMYM: If a blitz leaves the room, the laws of physics stop and the laws of awesome triple. Meaning, something awesome will happen.

- "We're totally going to have a movie night with soda and ice cream tonight!"
- "Naah, It's a good night for playing Super Mario Kart. Peace out!"
*a brief pause*
- "THAT NAKED CHICK JUST TOTALLY WALKED IN HERE! Blitz doesn't know what he missed.."

by Lightheaded November 27, 2010

Blitz

When someone "calls" something you can say blitz to counter their "call". U can also use the "no blitz" that's when you call something. In order to be safe u say "no blitz" so no one can "blitz" your call.

"I call shotgun."
"blitz"

I call shotgun no blitz

by Big chode September 13, 2012

Blitz

A classic 1980's punk band.

We fight to live, we live to fight, we don't give a shit, what's wrong or what's right!

by Cyrus K March 28, 2004

Blitz

Doing a girl doggy style in front of a closet door with your buddy behind the door. When climaxing, yell "BLITZ!" and have your buddy come out of the closet and tackle the girl.

Football player 1: YES...YES...OOOOOOO! BLITZ! BLITZ!

Cheerleader: What the fuck!?

Football player 2: BLITZ! *BAM*

by Lucky Sumbitch October 2, 2008

Blitz

A man who has a love of incest, the Oakland Raiders, internet dinosaurs, and seems to have a weight loss issue.

Best used in a shorthand "Blitz" as an adjective or adverb describing an excessively large quantity of something.

"How much Bojangles did you eat last week?"
"Man, I ate a Blitz worth."
"Damn man, hope you feel okay."

by TheSASWiki May 28, 2019

Blitz

Devouring a fat ass meal under 5-10 minutes

"I just blitzed the shit outta that burger"

by blitzmaster April 11, 2021