blarfkibbs

Filler word such as 'um', 'er' or 'hmm'.
Originally devised whilst under the influence. Can be used when nothing appropriate can be thought of to say.

You: So what are your thoughts on the current economic climate is Gambia?
Me: Pause Blarfkibbs

by Princess B August 26, 2006

blartkin

Farting whilst receiving a blow job.

Either by accident or on purpose.

Honey...........I was wondering.........when you give me a
BJ...why not blow instead of suck?!?....it might work.

As she blows you RASP one out. "Hey don't blow that hard,
it's not a trumpet.....now I've had a blartkin

by Brucester January 31, 2008

Blarfingargin

the act of ritual bonding that ends with simultaneous orgasm.

The couple will now attempt a Blarfingargin

by TheAquaDome March 29, 2010

Blarking

A god given gift to completely fuck someones day.

Holy shit, I just got blarked. My day is so blarked up now. Blarking has gotten outta control

by King Chad July 21, 2010

blarpkin

Simliar to the blumpkin, a blarpkin involves getting a blow job while taking a shit in someone's bathtub (blarp).

Once the blumpkin stopped being exciting, John started getting his girl to give him a blarpkin.

by JT April 16, 2005

Blarkin McGlurkin

When a chick is drunkenly giving you dome on St. Patty's day, and the force of your piece on the pack of her throat forces her to vomit green beer and phlegm.

Your sister totally Blarkin Mcglurkin'd, dude. It was so fucking gross. Last time I let her blow me.

by Mr. Cool Jesus January 15, 2009

Blarfkit

This is where you perform the act of throwing up in someone's asshole then they shit it back into your mouth

I love it when she wants to receive a blarfkit....

by Mr phucking fixit July 24, 2023