Bizmark Skidmark

Where you deficate onto a woman with large breastes, preferably in between them. After the turd is in between the two dirty pillows you proceed to tit fuck her and it will leave the skidmark!

Cody: Dude I can't believe she broke up with you!?

Nathan: I know!! all i wanted is to do a Bizmark Skidmark, she's a fucking prude!

by Daniel Lafferty March 28, 2010

traveling bizmark

while girl gives oral sex in a moving automobile you slam on the brakes, causing her face to violently bash the steeringwheel. when she looks up to sceam in pain bust the fatty load right into her already busted up eye. resulting in a traveling bizmark.

by Anonymous October 25, 2003

danish bismark

When a girl gives a guy a blowjob and he pulls out and cums on the upper lip and then punches her in the nose breaking it causing it to bleed into the cum, the guy then takes his penis and mixes it up.

Brandon: Did you hear Alex gave Super Hoe a Danish Bismark!?!
Shane: What really no way!!?!
Alex: Ya it was great Super Hoe loves receiving a Danish Bismark!

by Wardgy January 6, 2017

bismark

Slapping someone in the face with your dick. The epitome of humiliation.

Shut up before I bismark you, bitch.

by The King of Bleh July 1, 2004

Bismark

To Slap someone round the face with an erect penis.

The black man bismarked sophie and she died.

by ultra-penis May 6, 2008

bismark

After recieving oral sex, a male will pull his penis to one side and release using hip movement to strike the female on the cheek. If properly executed the resulting red mark is known as a bismark.

Denise is such a whore. I gave her a bismark last night and she loved it.

by Joe November 16, 2003

Bombing the Bismark

To drop dirty bombs on a imaginary ship in the toilet bowl.
To defecate.

"This Crohn's is murder, I've had to bomb the Bismark 3 times this morning."
or
Tim: "Where are you going Tom?"
Tom: "Bombing the Bismark, that bran has gone right through me!"

by V3gas4ce September 2, 2009