skidmark

TV ad that stays onscreen during the entire program.

TV advertisers started with logo bugs, moved on to pharts and then graduated to skidmarks. Next, they'll move the program down to one corner of the screen and run continual ads over the remaining 90%.

by Two Hep Cats December 9, 2012

skidmark

(N.) 1. A thin smearing of shit in your underwear or the stain left from the thin smearing of shit in your underwear usually caused by excessive farting, an improperly wiped ass, or a wedgie in a dirty ass. 2. A term used to describe someone acting like an asshole.

1. Eddie Cruz has skidmarks in his chonies! (undies.) Gross!
2. Quit acting like a total skidmark, fag!

by Mony Love July 15, 2003

skidmark

a line of shit in underwear, a toilet, or sometimes even walls. it is usually dry, but varies in viscosity, it resembles the skidmarks from a car.

Guy 1: Hey man did you see rachel's skidmarks on her underwear?
Guy 2: yeah man, it was nasty af

by RUDNASTY July 22, 2015

Skidmark

<noun>
1) Rubber that has been scorched into the road due to the heat caused by friction from someone's tyres when either they brake too hard or have accelerated too quickly from a stopping position and caused a 'burnout.'
2) Stains left on underwear due to poor anal hygiene which indeed resemble the tyre-marks scorched into the road.

1) "Whoa dude, look at that skidmark in the road! Someone must've had to brake to avoid that ominous pool of blood next to that body there."
2) MOTHER: "David, if I find another skidmark in your underpants when I come to wash them, I'm gonna come up there and wash your arse myself you little shit!"

by Stuart Fletcher January 11, 2005

Skidmark

The stain on ones undergarments left after an explosive anal emission.

"Oh my God ! Dom has shit himself again, you can see that skidmark on his faded blue jeans !"

by Leon October 22, 2003

skidmark

A poo poo stain in your undies that is usually centralized, but not restricted to, the area that makes contact with the anus. Usually a sign that means you need to use toilet paper. WARNING: should you encounter skidmarked undies, dispose of them in short.

Laura Shell left a skidmark in her undies and decided to keep them as a souvenier

by nonselfpooper July 31, 2007

skidmark

a brown streak in your boxers from a dirty ass.

I just farted really bad, I hope theres no skidmark !!!

by ARTIE May 8, 2003