Skidmark

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1) Rubber that has been scorched into the road due to the heat caused by friction from someone's tyres when either they brake too hard or have accelerated too quickly from a stopping position and caused a 'burnout.'
2) Stains left on underwear due to poor anal hygiene which indeed resemble the tyre-marks scorched into the road.
1) "Whoa dude, look at that skidmark in the road! Someone must've had to brake to avoid that ominous pool of blood next to that body there."
2) MOTHER: "David, if I find another skidmark in your underpants when I come to wash them, I'm gonna come up there and wash your arse myself you little shit!"
by Stuart Fletcher January 12, 2005
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The stain on ones undergarments left after an explosive anal emission.
"Oh my God ! Dom has shit himself again, you can see that skidmark on his faded blue jeans !"
by Leon October 22, 2003
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Skidmark

A person who acts like a piece of shit. Can be called "Skid" for short.
Did you know that Bob deals? Who cares that kid is such a skidmark.
by Kerry, Worcester, MA April 29, 2011
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It's True! Damn roller coasters. I just can't imagine why PETER would post this message though...
That Peter is such a skidmark too.
by Erick Desjardins June 30, 2003
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Erick Dejardins underwear after a trip to a theme park. It can also be used to describe Erick himself
by Peter June 19, 2003
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TV ad that stays onscreen during the entire program.
TV advertisers started with logo bugs, moved on to pharts and then graduated to skidmarks. Next, they'll move the program down to one corner of the screen and run continual ads over the remaining 90%.
by Two Hep Cats December 09, 2012
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Skidmarks are brown streaks left on the porcelain bowl of a toilet when someone takes a big firm dump that rubs the porcelain bowl swirling around until it orients itself for exit down the pipes.
by JackMeough November 18, 2012
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