Bird bathing

When a man washes or soaks his entire private area in a sink (usually a bathroom sink) in an attempt to get it clean. (This term was created and coined on the judges podcast - anchor.fm/the-judgies)

Josh started bird bathing after sex to clean up. He likes to cuddle afterward…

by Flxsh September 4, 2021

bird bath

it is a quick washing of the genitals just to make them fresh in the chance you may get action. bird bath b/c it is a small bath and b/c if you wanted to you could dip your balls in a bird bath (or the sink) and wash them. The intent is to wash away potential ball sweat which can dissuade a lady from give a bj

Werd, I will meet you at the bars, I just got to take a quick bird bath.

by the maker of words April 20, 2006

bird bathing

1. A washing or soaking (as in water from a public bathroom sink) of all or part of a man's private parts.

I caught Joe bird bathing his balls in the sink again at work. Thankfully, I refrained making eye contact with him as he had his pants around his ankles.

by Meow's girl May 9, 2010

bird bathed

when you get so drunk you take the skin from your ballsack and strech it so it forms a basin in which you pour alcohol into it and get your mate to drink it.

friend one - My head's killing me, what happened last night?
friend two - you got so smashed that you bird bathed and friend three drank from it
friend one - FML

by xKinkyKittenx September 14, 2017

Bird bathing

to choke on a large member until it becomes turgid and ultimately spurts into one's mouth. This act is then follow by the regurgitation into another's mouth.

Hey bro, you wanna do some bird bathing.......no homo

by Freakish_dong January 29, 2020

The Bird Bath

To ejaculate into a womans belly button; then proceed to slap your penis "your bird" in the naval while chirping. "cherrrpppp cherrpppp"

I gave this bitch The Bird Bath last night.

She slapped me,

Then flew the coop

by lastcall215 August 25, 2011

Bird bath

This is the act of bringing a female into the restroom, (stall preferably, if not that's okay) then bending her over, while fucking her, shoving her head in the toilet making her arms wave and flap around like a bird.

I took Ashley into her bathroom and I gave her a bird bath.

by Capacious Ignatious September 15, 2011