beer muffs

When one gets drinking alot and thinks their music is at a reasonable volume that won't upset their neighbors, roommates, etc, but is actually way too loud.

Raoul warned me several times to keep my music down, but I had the beer muffs on again last night and now I'm homeless again.

by Wilkie717 April 13, 2023

beer muff

Reduction in sensation of the female genitalia due to excessive consumption of alcohol. This can lead to inadequate physical arousal and/or inability to achieve orgasm. This is the female equivalent of whiskey dick.

That last pint gave Angela the courage she needed to invite Tom back to her place but, alas, left her with a bad enough case of beer muff that she was unable to truly enjoy it.

by cmcdugan July 30, 2008

Beermuffs

When you're so drunk that the band at the bar doesn't sound as bad as they normally would--might, in fact, start to sound good.

I can't believe I bought that band's CD; I must have been wearing beermuffs.

by Richard Goodness December 15, 2008

Beermuffs

When your so drunk, Rebecca Black's Friday starts to actually sound decent.

bob (sober): I can't stand this Rebecca Black girl. this song SUCKS!

2 hours later

bob (drunken): it's Fridaaay Fridaaay gonna get down on Friday! partying partying YEAH!

fred: what the hell dude? ahh, must be the beermuffs

by ashleysayswhaaat April 22, 2011

Beermuffs

The inability to hear how loud you've gotten after drinking too much.

Candace: Hey, man, I'm right across from you, you don't have to yell.

Alex: Sorry, I've got my Beermuffs on.

by dub1014 July 16, 2007

beermuffs

An invisible article of clothing that appears when you've had a lot of beer to prevent you from getting cold. They're a figure of speech really, the point is just that if you're drunk enough that you don't feel the least bit cold no matter where you are, you're sporting some serious beermuffs.

When Nate was about to leave the party it dawned on him that he lived 2 miles away. And it was 3 am. And he had no car. And he was wearing shorts and a T-shirt. And it was January. And he lived in the northern part of Alaska. And there was a blizzard going on outside. He knew the only solution to this dilemma was to hop on that keg like a Tri Delt on a cake and fashion himself a good pair of beermuffs.

by Nick D November 3, 2003

Beermuffs

The same as beer goggles but when a terrible band starts to sound good with more and more beer, or when girls with annoying voices start to sound more attractive. As well as jokes becoming funnier

This band really sucks but they sound better when you put your Beermuffs on

by DugGlatt69 November 11, 2017