Baloa

An individual who consistently performs inappropriate actions towards his fellow bro's.
The Ultimate Baloa offence is cockblocking a bro, or group of bro's.
The term Baloa orginated from Brighton, UK.

Bro 1: Talks to hot babe at bar
Baloa: Licks Bro's face
Girl: WTF? (walks off)
Bro 1: You just Baloa'd me bro!?

Bro fast forwards sex scene.....has just Baloa'd the whole room full of his fellow Bro's.

by Brighton Slang 24CS December 18, 2011

bloated, big bag of blotation

used to describe someone who is drunk beyond belief and has little awareness of their surroundings

that guy is a bloated, big bag of blotation

by jason shetland July 5, 2008

baltar

A scientist turned president that can and does have sex with every female thing that moves. Even aliens... Even his own frakking mind.

to pull a baltar is to have sex randomly and often.

oh hi, i dont believe we've met.....
(6-8 min. later)
*sex*

last night i just totally pulled a baltar

by Jeremy Hughes February 6, 2008

Baltard

A member of the acclaimed Baltimore moped gang. Often addicted to late night moped rides resulting in the abuse of sushi and Natty Bohs. Sometimes confused as being slow, a Baltard posses the ability to blast, despite the moped being constructed of trash. In par with their macabre appearance, a Baltard will invite you into there “Murderhouse” moped den for a juncture never to be forgotten!

---Did you see that guy just go down on that ped?

- Yeah, looks like Shlippy Lippy of the Baltards....
---Don't look into his eyes, we don't need any trouble!

by ringringBANG June 22, 2010

baltag

Torture technique employed by 8th grade Romanian language teachers which results in many young adults to turn to a life of crime or debauchery. Axe with a fat blade and short handle, just like Oana Roman.

You need to read Baltagul by the end of the week or else! She hit him over the head with the baltag.

by eisn January 20, 2022

Baltasar

Sexy boi with a huge dick. Very good with his dick use

wow,he is a baltasar

by not balta February 14, 2017

baltaboo

A person with no Lithuanian and/or Latvian ancestry or citizenship that is obsessed with those countries' cultures. Unfortunately, a Baltaboo is often mistaken for a Slavaboo because of some similarities between the two and the lack of education about Lithuanian/Latvian history, culture and geography. Baltaboos love to go to the "Rajon" to squat in counterfeit Adidas tracksuits while drinking Riga Black Balsam or Volfas Engelman beer and eat kebabs with garlic sauce next to their heavily used BMW E34 (that was questionably obtained from Poland). Baltaboos love to practive the Romuva, Druwi and Dievturība religions and their favorite sports are basketball, hockey and beating the crap out of each other.

Police Officer: Good evening gentlemen, do you know why I pulled you over today?
*intoxicated* Baltaboos: POLICIJA XUJICIJA! 凸(>皿<)凸
Police Officer: Very understandable... You are free to go. Have a great day.

by Karafuto November 13, 2019