ballzheimers

When ya dick forgets how to stay erect.

Bro you're like 70, you probably got ballzheimers.

by coconutwaterjuice April 5, 2022

ballzheimers

The act of ones balls or testicles forgetting the feel of female contact.

"dude.. did you know mormon missionaries have to stay sober from chicks?!"
" yeah man.. i bet those guys have some gnarly ballzheimers.."

by two ween teen October 18, 2011

Ballzheimers

When memory lacks, as a result of being impaled in the forehead to many times by the testicles.

“I couldn’t find my keys when I was trying to leave, because I had ballzheimers”

“I thought I would call him the next day… but I had ballzheimers”

by Contrace Witry May 1, 2022

Ballzheimers disease

Ballzheimers Disease strikes many men in their late seventies and early eighties. Medical experts agree a long history of deviant sexual behaviour as well as drinking chemical beer contribute to this disorder, in which the affected men; forget where their balls are, forget they have balls, or begin to play with their balls incessantly forgetting all else.

Barry, fond of telling his favourite stories of barnyard sex, experienced a sudden onset of Ballzheimers disease right after his 81st birthday. Barry forgot his history of having sex with poultry, and began to watch "Oprah" and reruns of "Little house on the Prairie".
Barry forgot all about constantly fondling his balls while he talked, forgot all about sex in general, and soon was completely overtaken by the disease.

by Vinter August 17, 2008

mallzheimers

The state of confusion that is produced by entering a shopping mall wherein one forgets the reason they came, their place in the world, and possibly their very identity.

Girlfriend: What shirt did you buy for the wedding at the mall?

Boyfriend: I must have come down with mallzheimers, cause all I got was this puppy!

by Matt Wiebe March 19, 2008

Ballzheimer's

As defined by Jon Stewart, on the April 22 2009 episode of The Daily Show with Jon Stewart:
"A terrible illness that attacks the memory and gives its victims' the balls to attack others for things they themselves made a career of...There is no known cure."

"Apparently my dealer has Ballzheimer's, yesterday he lectured me about smoking too much ganj"

by The Citizen Science April 23, 2009

Ballzheimer's Disease

When a male is in the midst of sexual relations with a female and accidentally utters a different women's name.

Rob: So me and Tracy broke up.

Frank: Really? What happened?

Rob: Well she was going down on me and I yelled out Debbie. She got all pissed off and left.

Frank: Ah. Ballzheimer's Disease.

by Joe Fist January 23, 2009