balearia

A condition you get when you go to the Balearic islands. It can also surface as an intense desire to go to the Balearic Islands. Symptoms include re-evaluation of ones life purpose, loss of ones identity and in some cases perceived heightened spirituality and spiritual awareness. Those diagnosed with balearia may not return from the Balearic islands until the condition is cured. Chronic balearia can last for decades, and has been known to make close friends or family to disappear from daily life without explanation.

Causes are relatively unknown, but MDMA, 127bpm and a care-free lifestyle have been suggested.

Hey bruv what happened to Harry? Haven't seen him since the lads trip we did after school.
He got balearia mate, he's still in Ibiza.

by 1Head November 2, 2018

Ballwash

1: a pathetic loser

2: a lazy sloth of a person

3: In the workplace, one who doesn't carry his/her own weight,making others pick up their slack.

Mark " Carl banged in sick today because he knew we would be busy"

David " Carl's a fucking ballwash"

Mark " Carl's a douchebagging ballwash, piss on him"

by stealyourface September 15, 2010

Babeway

A safeway that is often patronized by a large number of attractive women.

Bro, bring some beer to the party.
OK, I'll swing by babeway

by The 101 December 8, 2009

Ballwanger

adj. Superior quality or to possess above standard features.

adj: We went to a friends house to watch football because he has this ballwanger TV.

by WordMeisterB August 2, 2011

ballwalking

The act of strollin down the street with one's testical's exposed...

Yesterday I saw Dave and Jayce ballwalking...

by Dave buttox May 10, 2004

belewa

This Word Means Big Pants, in An African Language Called “Mende”

I can’t fit any of your pants, there too belewa.

by africalovee May 22, 2018

bakeware

1) any type of food preparation equipment, usually found in the kitchen, i.e. cake pans, frying pans, or sauce pans.

2) any apparatus used for smoking weed. this may include pipes, bongs, rolling papers, blunts, etc.

1) Should I bring any bakeware to the cupcake party?

No, I have everything we need to make the best cupcakes ever!

2) Dude, where's your bakeware at?

It's in the closet behind the false door. It's been a rough day. The bong with the 2 foot extension should do the trick. Be a pal and bring it here.

by housian March 26, 2009