Bort 

Bort; noun;

A Vajart, or Queef, released upon any plastic, leather, or leather like surface, such as vinyl, resulting in a deep, vibrating, & often multi-tonal sound. The sound is often amplified on a particularly hot & humid summer day

example: Kathy just squeezed a ripe bort on my brand new leather sofa. I won't be inviting her to my next book club meeting.

past tense: Linda borted on my brand new leather sofa

Bort by KB83 May 16, 2010

Bort 

An outlandish call to point out an obese person.

(Similar to the call of a whale)

A perfect example would be riding the back of the school bus and one of your friends points out a fat lady, you stick your head out the window and yell (Mimicking the call of a whale)- Bort

ie. Boooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrtttttttttt!

Bort by RevDogg April 17, 2006

bort 

An expulsion of gas through the rectum (more commonly known as a fart).

That bort smells nasty!
Ewww, what a bort!
I think I let a bort.

bort by Celton July 6, 2004

bort 

(BORT), pl. "bort"

An expression of exclamation. Also can be used as a synonym for words like leet, cool, ect. Can be preceded by "mmmmm". Derived from the sweedish chef on the muppets.

Game show host: You just won a PS3!
you: mmmmmBORT!!!!

Aw man, that dude is bort. He has PS3.

bort by aloishis89 December 11, 2008

Bort 

1. The art of living your life in a perpetual state of scummer.

2. People or a person who have mastered the art of living life one drug at a time.

3. The oldest living being; Many would say he has been around longer than the Earth.

How can you live like such a Bort?

Bort by Mrcoolguy7777 May 15, 2011

bort 

Bored

damn im bort.

bort by drizzue. April 13, 2003

Bort 

A child who is retarded and so stupid he can't walk to school without getting raped or hit by a car. He is most often known for screeching autistically. He is constantly getting CPS called on his father and uncle for incedents in the bathroom.

Bert: I'm going to go rape Bort.
Ernie: Can I join?
Bert: No. It's a parents only type of thing.
Ernie: Can I at least play the underwater tickle game with Bort tonight?
Bert: Of course.

Bort by Letsrapebort October 10, 2018