Bort; noun;
A Vajart, or Queef, released upon any plastic, leather, or leather like surface, such as vinyl, resulting in a deep, vibrating, & often multi-tonal sound. The sound is often amplified on a particularly hot & humid summer day
A Vajart, or Queef, released upon any plastic, leather, or leather like surface, such as vinyl, resulting in a deep, vibrating, & often multi-tonal sound. The sound is often amplified on a particularly hot & humid summer day
example: Kathy just squeezed a ripe bort on my brand new leather sofa. I won't be inviting her to my next book club meeting.
past tense: Linda borted on my brand new leather sofa
past tense: Linda borted on my brand new leather sofa
by KB83 May 16, 2010
Carol, that was intense weef. It sounded like your labia was giving the toilet applause.
past tense: Nancy just weefed hardcore! did you hear it? she must've made waves in the toilet water
past tense: Nancy just weefed hardcore! did you hear it? she must've made waves in the toilet water
by KB83 April 02, 2010