Definitions by Celton

bort 

An expulsion of gas through the rectum (more commonly known as a fart).

That bort smells nasty!
Ewww, what a bort!
I think I let a bort.

bort by Celton July 6, 2004

chickage 

A female of notable beauty. Usually with large bust-size and long legs.

I like having chickages over to my place.
Look at all those hot chickages.

chickage by Celton July 6, 2004

creanoid 

Derived from the substance 'creatine', often used by body builders. Describes a man of immense muscle size, more powerful than a beast.

Lee Priest is a total creanoid.
Man, look at that creanoid.

creanoid by Celton July 6, 2004

deast 

a dog, usually friendly and intelligent, but can also be used as a generalization

Good deast! Fetch the stick!
That is an awesome deast!

deast by Celton July 6, 2004

fungled-up 

A phrase used for describing a serious mistake or problem.

I fungled up on that test.
Man, you really fungled up on that one.

fungled-up by Celton July 6, 2004

majestic tubbudah-quiest 

The superlative for a fat, friendly cat.
A great pet to have around.

Majestic tubbudah-quiest is so fuzzy! I love my majestic tubbudah-quiest.

majestic tubbudah-quiest by Celton July 6, 2004

Mojo 

Title for a person who is weird, odd, or unique in some abnormal, but positive way.

That guy is a Mojo!
Man, he is such a cool Mojo.

Mojo by Celton July 6, 2004