Batwings

When the mans scrotum is hot and sweaty and stuck together to the his ass or thigh.

After running a race. "I have major batwings"

by Brian January 20, 2009

batwing

When you sweat intensly, specifically near the groin, and your ball sack sticks to your leg. You Try to move your legs, or shake em, to try to destick them balls from your leg. Its very annoying, because you try to unstick them, and it doesnt work very often, unless you use your hands. It would be quite rude, if you were seen in public.

Man that soccer game was intense, the gym was sooo hot, and man, my shirt is drenched, ive got a bad case of ass sweat, and ive got a batwing. How pleasant.

by Michael Tchoooo June 18, 2005

batwing

The flap of fat under the upper arm of an obese individual. Good to pull out at parties.

Did you see Louie Anderson flapping the batwings out by the grotto last night?

by Bn&Krst February 26, 2009

BATW

Acronym for: Boring And Therefore Wrong & Bitter Among The Worst

Boring And Therefore Wrong means in order to remain conscious you had to slap yourself in the face
Bitter Among The Worst so immoral that people who have defecated their conscience will despise you.

Please note this should only be used if both meanings apply to the subject being described.

Which can occur either immediately or in rapid succession.

That definition is entirely BATW I couldn't decide what I wanted to do the most fall asleep, Junk Punch you, or both.

by Percivas May 19, 2016

Batwing

"The Batwing"

1)Batwing - The end product of when you pull your scrotum taught, so that it is flat and veiny... like a bat wing!

2)Meaty Bat Wing and Spined Bat Wing also found in WoW.

Gary: "Paul.... Pass me that plate"

Paul: (looks) "Zomg... ewww the Batwing.. I can't believe you gave me the batwing! It's soooo veiny!!"

Gary: *Kicks Paul in the ass, mercilessly ridiculing his sexual nature*

by Burtnernie December 10, 2007

batwings

Used to describe the act of flashing one's balls, but at the same time stretching one's scrotum to resemble the wings of a bat.

Bianca was in shock and awe as Brock gave her the batwings.

by d.money February 10, 2004

batwing

A batwing is when spikey pulls his ball sack to the side and you can see the veins.

"man spikey's ball sack was wide, like a batwing"

by mercluke January 8, 2009