BATW

Acronym for: Boring And Therefore Wrong & Bitter Among The Worst

Boring And Therefore Wrong means in order to remain conscious you had to slap yourself in the face
Bitter Among The Worst so immoral that people who have defecated their conscience will despise you.

Please note this should only be used if both meanings apply to the subject being described.

Which can occur either immediately or in rapid succession.

That definition is entirely BATW I couldn't decide what I wanted to do the most fall asleep, Junk Punch you, or both.

BATW by Percivas May 19, 2016

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Batwings

When one's scrotum sticks to the inner thighs due to sweating in the groin area. This situation can be nicknamed 'Batwings' because the image created by this scenario can resemble a bat and its wings. The shaft of the penis can be see as the body and the stretched scrotum to either side can be seen as the wings. Many males (and hermaphrodites) find this common occasion displeasing.

Batman: It sure is hot in this cave.
Robin: Yeah I know, I'm beginning to have batwings.
Batman: That was very unnecessary.

Batwings by How are you today? October 6, 2009

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batwing shuffle

-noun. A specific clumsy walk, performed by adult males, that is meant to release his sweaty balls from sticking to the inside of his thighs. This behavior is usually observed right after a man steps out of his truck after a long drive.

Oh man, my balls are sweaty today. I wonder if anyone in this shopping center parking lot notices me doing the batwing shuffle. It worked! That feels good.....

batwing shuffle by cdarucci July 10, 2011