Asstard

A dance leotard from the 1970s that goes up in your crack. Like a thong leotard.
For people, it's someone who gets up in your business and makes you uncomfortable or makes you feel like your ass is hanging out for everyone to see.

FOR THE CLOTHING:
THEA: I can't believe the dance captain picked this uniform.
MARIA: Seriously. Who wears asstards anymore?
THEA: I have to pick it out of my crack for the entire practice!

FOR A PERSON:
AIDEN: Does your new boyfriend go to VCU?
MARIA: Aiden, we broke up, just let it go.
THEA: For real, why are you such an asstard, Aiden? Get back in your own business.

by Besties22 September 8, 2022

Asstard

A mentally incompetent asshole. Most commonly a WWE fan who works in a glorified janitorial position.

That cutting list was made by an asstard

by Dolman zol August 6, 2014

Asstard

Not quite an asshole, retard, or a bastard but, a asstard!

That guy is a big asstard.

by Robspace August 16, 2010

asstard

Not just an ass, not just a retard. And asstard

dmi is a silly russian asstard.

by ASDFGASD December 17, 2002

asstard

What you get when you cross an asshat with a fucktard.

Get a load of what this asstard did.

by Anonymous May 13, 2003

asstard

Someone that acts like a complete (jerk) when proven wrong.

Says and does dumb things to make you look like a (bitch).
Treats someone badly cause they are diffrent

He is an asstard treating her that way

by llittle bird January 6, 2013

asstard

Blend of asshole and retard. Can be used in place of or in conjunction with rehole.

"You stupid asstard!"

by K-Statik October 30, 2003