ashturbate

The act of masturbating with a handful of a cremated person's ashes.

She was so hot before she died. If only I could get my hands on her cremated remains, I would definitely ashturbate.

by wordman55 September 8, 2012

assturbation

Masturbation restricted to the ass region. Usually performed by placing dildos, buttplugs, fingers, toothbrushes, or whatever else may be handy into the anal cavity. Lube is optional but highly recommended.

Suzy had never considered assturbation until she overheard Julie talking to Maria about shoving a 9 inch vibrator up her ass while fantasizing about Tom (Suzys dad).

by mindrape November 16, 2005

angsturbate

the act of pleasuring yourself in response to dark, intense, emotional stimuli; commonly found in anime fan-fiction communities.

She found intense pleasure knowing that Light fangirls would angsturbate furiously to her dark, intense, Death Note fic.

by talonsage January 14, 2009

assterbater

A one legged man whore who masturbates other men in their asshole's! And/or any man who uses another mans ass to masturbate.

Me: Hey John stop being an assterbater you gay fuck!:)

Kevin: No fuck that, I like it when he uses me to assterbate.

Me: YALL BETTER CALM DOWN WITH THAT SHIT!

by Jer and Ca$H February 28, 2008

Absterbate

to exercise one's abdominal muscles excessively

Joe: "How was your work out?"

Bob: "Oh, man, I absterbated until I core-gasmed"

by Adam Snider February 11, 2009

amsturbation

travelling to amsterdam, hoping to get laid, but unfortunate circumstances forcing you to wank instead.

i hope i won't have to do amsturbation this weekend.

by chicken adventurous May 9, 2006

assturbate

masturbating in your ass, or to sodomize yourself

"I'm going to assturbate with a dildo"

by Seth and Sam July 11, 2009