Abscond

A pastry, it sounds like? That's my educated guess. People will believe it, the fucking sheep.

Bob went to the store to buy an abscond?

by Bob Bobinson III October 25, 2025

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abscond to constantinople

When someone in a relationship resorts to a ridiculous story to end the relationship because the other party just doesn't seem to get the message.

Jeff was blowing off Sally forever but she wouldn't stop calling him. He finally had to abscond to Constantinople. He told her he got a job at a research station in Antarctica; pretty good work for a guy who didn't graduate high school.

by Mosh Tortoni September 23, 2016

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Abscondiscated

When someone removed something from your possession that may or may not have belonged to you in the first place.

He just abscondiscated with the beer I found in this cooler.

by BMWMotogirl March 21, 2016

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absconditioner

Noun: a big glob of conditioner that has secretly slid off the back of your skull to deposit itself somewhere else on your body.

I thought I was done with my hair, until i got out of the shower and found a big glob of absconditioner hiding out just above my ass.

by theoceanfrog June 17, 2010

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Abscondment Day

When someone abandons their of Duty of Care for people and takes off on holiday. Specifically December 16th 2019. A national day of showing utter disappointment and dissatisfaction in Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison (Scomo) who absconded to a holiday in Hawaii with his family whilst most of Australia was engulfed in rampaging bushfires which destroyed homes, businesses, towns and states. Many lives were lost and Australian firefighters did not even have enough equipment to fight these fires. The then Prime Minister Scott Morrison (Scomo) chose to stay in Hawaii even after he was criticised for leaving his people to holiday on the other side of the globe, his response? “I don’t hold a hose mate”… Australians were quite underwhelmed with that response and now wear Hawaiian Shirts on “Abscondment Day” to mourn the day Australian Government lost its compassion and care for its people, represented by the at the actions of one Scott Morrison (Scomo) soon to be ex-prime minister of Australia 🇦🇺

Remember that time the Prime Minister of Australia left Australia burning in the midst of a bushfire crisis to go for a holiday ? Yeah well that’s Abscondment Day!

by Facetious is me December 15, 2021

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