paint yourself into a coroner

Derisive expression to mean dat ya either kept unwisely flappin' yer gums to da point dat ya got suspected of offing someone, or messed up yer prospects of landing moderately-desirable employment, and thus da only local job-position left was a cadaver-examiner in a morgue.

Pleading da Fifth or maintaining a responsible behavior-pattern may indeed be a drag, but doing so means dat you'll be less likely to paint yourself into a coroner.

by QuacksO January 28, 2025

Painty

To have paint on something or paint stains

My hands are PAINTY.

Why is my shirt so PAINTY?

My hoodie is so PAINTY!

by Elmo Chair February 3, 2026

Painting my nails blue and taking a bath

Referencing Hannah Baker from 13 Reasons Why when crashing out

Friend “bro we have an assignment due tomorrow”
Me “painting my nails blue and taking a bath right now”

by Partygoer67 February 27, 2026

Paint trade

It’s a gay phrase of accidentally shitting on the hot guy while doing the deed.

He definitely paint trade, he’s never bottomed.
I painted DL Trade all the time!

by Friendlyally March 1, 2025

Painting his balls

The act of squirting while he's balls deep and covering his balls with squirt

I overheard Nicole tell one of her girlfriends that she was painting his balls last night while her and her boyfriend were fucking

by Austinpowers445 March 3, 2025

Painter's mouse

A painter's mouse is a common tool for painters with cats. It is a mouse that is released in the house to distract the cats whilst the painter works.

"My last painter's mouse was quite slow, I will need a faster one next time!"

by H.G. Rection March 22, 2025

Phain

Phain (noun) is the filtered self of pain — the version of pain that we choose to show the world. It’s an edited sorrow, a curated grief, a silent scream behind a smile. Phain is the emotional mask worn by those who carry their hurt in silence, presenting peace to the outside world while struggling inside. It reflects the modern, digital age where even our pain must be masked and managed.
It is not fake, but it is the presentation of what’s real, often shaped by social norms. it's not fake pain it's filtered pain.

“She posted a picture of herself laughing, but I could see it — her joy was just phain, hiding the turmoil within.”

by S.o. Professor April 12, 2025