brainstorming 

one of many business buzzwords taught usually in marketing class. It is a process, in which a group of businessmen who know little about the underlying products or the market, generate ideas that do not follow either rationality, sanity or laws of gravity. Afterwards, based on little research, they discard the seemly infeasible ideas and decide on one that is doomed to failure.

Supervisor: I need you all to come out with some new marketing ideas on our new smartphone

marketing department: after intensive brainstorming we have come out with the following solutions
A. bash our competitor
B. improve our product
C. rap music advertising with a lot of babes


Supervisor: Great! Let's go with C.

brainstorming by safety inspector December 20, 2008

brain 

Something made to make us think we can think.

My brain is tryna convince me intro thinking Im capable of thinking.

brain by Toronto Raptors January 26, 2008

Pussy fresh brain 

A girl (Jess) thinks about this all the time. Grant loves it.

Jess:"May i give you pussy fresh brain?"
Grant: "Of course!"
*They then go into guest house

Pussy fresh brain by WetnWild69 March 12, 2009

brain ninja'd 

when your in a horrible "relationshit" and you get in a fight one day and the girlfriend happens to say a comment that will seem at first like the worst come back ever but soon will make you so friggin' angry that you go make a ass out of yourself in front of her

yeah steve i completely was fucking brain ninja'd, i walked in and just sounded like a complete dumm shit

brain ninja'd by dickydick May 31, 2007

braincracking 

Braincracking denotes an unusual outbreak of mania of various kinds. Symptoms range from epilectic outbreaks to spacing out. Causes are, among others, too much drugs, too much Hakke power Hardcore music, too much gaming, etc...

Friend A: "have you ever heard a sound?
With your head in the ground?
and you're afraid to say,
and it won’t go away..
that’s a sign you get braincrackin..!"
Friend B: ...ehm....lets go play quake 3 and listen to Neophyte's braincracking song, HAHAHA!!"

braincracking by Gabbox June 12, 2005

brain 

when u clutch your cock and balls at the base so it all bunches up above ur fist. its all veiny and resembles the brain.

all u faggots need to see the movie 'waiting'
the brain is worth 2 kicks up the arse if someone sees it.

brain by David666 May 25, 2006

Brain Blast 

A brain blast is when you go in for brain surgery and while the doctor has your head cut open, ejaculates into your brain.
Also when you shove your penis so far up someone's nose and jizz, it touches their brain.

I went in to get brain surgery and when I woke up I realized I had a brain blast!

Anthony's girlfriend Tiffany wanted oral, but he instead gave her a brain blast!

Brain Blast by Fat Librarian September 16, 2015