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The Human Centipede

Sexual position in which three or more people assemble single file, on all fours and place their faces in the person in front's butt cheeks. Each person in the chain then proceeds to deficate into the following person's mouth, with the last person ending the chain with their's falling to the floor.

Thus completing the Human Centipede.
Guy #1: Bro, picked up two hookers the other day and they asked me to be The human Centipede head.

Guy #2: What the fuck?! Did you do it?

Guy #1: ...
by Reke August 28, 2013
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New Human

Pronunciation: 'nu hyü-m&n' Function: noun/adjective

A 'New Human' (nex hyuman) is primarily someone who belongs to or was born after Generation Y. That's anyone born after 1978 and onwards. What makes them new is simply the fact that they have or are witnessing life in an
Indescribably unique time that also has been dubbed the mtv/net Generations where technology, culture, physical things, people, and places have all begun to merge which has spawned informatively, mentally, socially, and physically more demanding evolutions of lifestyle taken on by people that are seemingly considered to be smarter, stronger, faster, etc... based on what all has been available to them since the economic boom of the early nineteen 80's.
Another fact, which makes them new, is that since generation x, the entire World has not yet been able to agree upon a single classification for each
generation. They've each had more than a few names while the numbers of terms keep rising as the spread of confusion increases via uncontrollable global communications. These people are most definitely going to define 'The Adaptive Age' which starts at the end of the millennial generation (2003) and ends in 2025 approximately. These will be the leaders of a new breed but New Humans shall continue on being born for much time after 2025. At least until another breed of greater more uniquely different human is announced.
Anyone who was born after 1978 A.D. is a New Human.
by Garrett Sawyer August 16, 2006
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Basic Human Rights

Basic human rights is a catch-all term, mostly used by the ideological left wing, used to describe whatever social issue is topical this week as somehow beyond criticism.

Often uses false equivalencies, like the idea that healthcare, the act of preserving and celebrating life, includes abortion, the act of killing a child whom is financially inconvenient.
Restaurant: We will not serve you as you have donated to an organization that denies LGBTQ2SIAA+ people their Basic Human Rights!
Me: Bro I just gave $20 to the Salvation Army. I will use the money I would have spent on your food to donate to them again.
by Pylot December 7, 2022
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The human Race

A really dumb group of mammals who will fight over the smallest possible things.
The Human race will fight over dumb and stupid reasons, such as who's pet is cuter.
by Humanswillprobablydiesoon November 18, 2019
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Real Up Human

A Real Up Human strongly has at his or her core foundation --- Only real truth and real honesty are reliable strongholds that we must choose for ourselves to build our life upon. Forging forward in time, the core of real up humans makes aspirations to truthfully define our reality in every moment to moment we exist. First for each one human of themself and then effortlessly outward onto all others around. For all of the paths that real up humans walk, it is that walk of talk of real truth. That truth bearing our existance -- fullment -- purpose -- happiness -- in everything that was, is, or will be for real up humans. Completed work realities made whole, effortlessly done. In that whole it could never ever be gone.
I take the whatever time is needed to be a real up human to those I call friend -- and in kind return seals that friendship to me for that may be the one I most need in my final end.
by In the Mindway April 30, 2005
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disgrace to human race

Another way to spell Perez hiton
-Oh, Perez hilton is such a disgrace to human race...
- Yes, Sarah I wish he would kill himself already!
by the-0ne-who-knows May 6, 2016
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pro-human

Being for human rights (Positive ones). I.e: pro-sexuality, pro-race, pro-body, etc. Embracing human rights.
"Did you see how Kim stepped in for that kid because he was being made fun of for being gay?"
"Yeah, she's so pro-human."
by Lil Aev February 23, 2015
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