cunt crusader 

Another name for the penis after realizing the act of liberating said vagina of any non-christian female.

Yo dude, you should have seen me last night; She experienced my cunt crusader.

cunt crusader by lmtz2000 May 17, 2016

cunt shunt

The female equivalent of the popular term cock block.
1. (n) Any person who interferes with a woman attempting to initiate intercourse, have sex, or get laid.

2. (v) An action that prevents a woman from so scoring.

1. Kimberly was about to seal the deal when her cunt shunt of a roommate reminded her about her appointment at Planned Parenthood.

2. Alex totally cunt shunted Andi when he burst in on her and her date about to get it on.

cunt shunt by IAmTheOne December 9, 2008

cunt slime 

A person who is such an excessive cunt that they morph into cunt slime.

That cunt is continually acting like a cunt. His constant cunt actions have made him become cunt slime

cunt slime by barry888 November 24, 2006

cunt carnival 

The opposite of a sausage fest. When a there is a massive group of women with only one guy around.

I can't believe I am the only guy in the room, this is such a cunt carnival.

cunt carnival by alf April 3, 2005

Cunt me in 

An expression used when you agree to become part of an epic fuck fest involving many hot, possibly drunken, sluts.

Mikey: Yo! It's beer night at the sorority house and they just made a booty call! Wanna come with?

Steve-o: Oh yeah! Cunt me in!

Cunt me in by Cunty Joe September 24, 2016

cunt berry 

(noun) A globular accumulation of dried smegma, semen, and/or vaginal fluild around hair shafts near the vagina. Analogous to a dingle-berry that hangs from an ass hair.

"While eating out Cindy, I was unpleasantly surprized to bite into a cunt berry."

cunt berry by Alan69 August 9, 2007

Cunt scarf 

A short skirt that keeps only your cunt covered and warm.

Pointing at a short skirt someone might say "Is that keeping your cunt warm? That's so short it's just a cunt scarf"

Cunt scarf by Terrified and Afraid September 11, 2010