"Blue Candy" is a term used to describe the kind of autistic person who, when given a choice, picks the most obnoxious and childish option available, just to be different. It doesn't matter how well-loved the classics are; someone who is "blue candy" will purposefully pick the most obscure or unpopular things to be their favorites. For instance, the blue candy subject will favor sour blue raspberry candy simply because everyone else in the world loves chocolate. These people think they look special and quirky, but really they turn themselves into social outcasts. Blue candy people are easily identifiable by their pet reptile, dyed hair, left-handedness, and a desire to try the most disgusting thing on the menu, just cause.

No offense, but your boyfriend is so blue candy. He told me his favorite song on the album was the instrumental one. Wtf?

Sydney could not leave the county fair before trying the deep-fried butter. What a blue candy freak.

My sister is blue candy. We went to a chocolate factory and she bought blue Warheads Super Sour Candy Spray.

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I'm not like you, I'm red candy. I like pop music and I'm not afraid to admit it, because everyone likes pop music.

Blue Candy by bloocandie October 28, 2019

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Get That Candy

get money, get sex

Guy: I got a hot date tonight man.

Friend: You betta Get that Candy!

Get That Candy by anonjay22 August 17, 2016

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Wall Candy

When one's profile on a networking website i.e. Facebook is covered with comments from attractive looking members of the opposite sex. As a rule of thumb, the more Wall Candy the better off the owner of the "Candied" Wall.

"Damn dude looks like Mike has stepped up his game."
"How so?"
"Bro his Facebook...littered with Wall Candy"
"Hell yeah. Bomb"

Wall Candy by MarcLittle February 2, 2009

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Sweet Candy

Sweet Cunt Any Naive Dude Yums for.

My mouth is watering for some sweet candy tonight!

Sweet Candy by The Sweet Candy September 26, 2003

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