the great dude shortage of 1883

This is a fake historical event that has been mentioned about Barney Stinson in the show How I Met Your Mother (2005-2014). Barney mentions this event when there was not so many guys in the night club.

Show: How I Met Your Mother (2005-2014)
Season: 3
Episode: 12- No Tomorrow

Time: 5:00

"Bodyguard: Yeah. Sorry, guys. Look, if it was just you two, you can go in right now. But we got nothing but girls in there. People are gonna start thinking it's a lesbian bar.
Barney: Would you excuse us for a minute? (To Ted) Ted I'm going to be hones. I was full of it with that whole Nostradamus thing.
Ted: No! (sarcastic)
Barney: But I'm starting to think there is some serious planetary cr*p going on here tonight. Never in the history of New York City nightclubs has there been a shortage of dudes. Now even during the great dude shortage of 1883. We've got to ditch these girls. (The ones accompanying them)"

the great dude shortage of 1883 by thatguywithguitar May 27, 2020

Shart Tea 

Shart Tea is made by aquiring freshly sharted panties from your desired female and using the contents to brew your Shart Tea. Some folks lay the gusset of the panties, isolating said shart, over the desired receptical using previously boiled water to pour through the shart. Steep to desired strength.

Bro 1: Dude would you drink her Shart Tea?
Bro 2: uh, yeah dude

Shart Tea by Merlin Cherry January 10, 2017

Shortcake 

Shortstack + Christmas Cake = Shortcake 🍰

"Hanya is such a shortcake."

Shortcake by scarletDisco August 1, 2023

pink shorts 

a nickname for the boy we all fall for at the beach... tan, toned abs, confident, & adventurous

he makes you dream about what you two could be, a perfect summer beach fling.. if you had the balls to approach him that is

Imagine watching this sunset with pink shorts 👀👌

pink shorts by ur b1tch July 1, 2020

youtube shorts

a cringe piece of shit that has no purpose. it only wastes your time.

guy: broooo, i scrolled for one hour on youtube shorts today
guy 2: OMG UR BACK! ITS BEEN ONE YEAR!
guy: what?

youtube shorts by thepersonwhoisreal January 16, 2023

Shart 

When you fart and a little bit or a whole lot of shit comes out.Can also have some quite humourous results..I will now tell you a story....

Once upon a time me, my cousin and his GF were having Macdonalds.My cousin told me (In hushed whispers) that he needed to fart really bad but didn't want his GF to hear.I told him to try and make it an SBD.Colin (my cousin) made a SBD but at a horrible cost....By the time we left the establishment it was on the floor.......I had to go back and clean it up....It was horrific.......................
The moral of the story is....If this happens to you RUN!!! don't go back and clean it up...............
RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here are my helpful (Maybe) catergories.

Cat1:Slight wet sensation...You got off easy...

Cat2:Spreads all over inside of boxers/briefs. If your going commando this could be a problem.

Cat3:Soaks through boxers/briefs and wets inside of pants
.If your going commando this is catergory 4.

Cat4:Has soaked through to the outside of pants and has now left a big brown/green mark on back of them.

Cat5:Runs down leg (Really bad if your wearing socks or god forbid...a skirt! 0.0 ....) ......

Cat6: An explosion (Example of it found in story).

Shart (have to say in example)

Shart by Fucktarded Scarecrow September 26, 2009

shart 

gas followed by mass.

that's the third time i've sharted this week - perhaps i should look into disposable boxers.

shart by fycfan#1 April 20, 2005