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life noob 

Generally used on the internet and in real-life, this word has many origins. Generally used to describe someone as an outcast, or someone who does something out of the norm on a constant basis.

Meaning 1: Someone who fails simple everyday tasks. For example - failing to operate an ATM, tie ones shoes properly or wash their hands after using the toilet.

Meaning 2: Someone who fails to socialise in a normal way. For example - at a pub or club, attempting to use a pick-up line on a girl.

Meaning 3: Someone who can no longer function properly in a real environment, and must live constantly "online" connected to their computer/mobile phone/television/etc
1: "Holy shit, that guy over there has been trying to put his card into the ATM the wrong way around for the past 10 minutes, what a life noob."

2:

Ben: Hey baby, wanna come back to my house for a drink? I've got cable TV
Girl: *SLAP*
Ben: ouch. Hey sugar wanna come back to my house for a drink? I have a BMW
Girl2: *SLAP*
Ben: yeow. Hey honey wanna come back to my place for a coffee? I own stocks in a multimillion dollar company
Girl3: *SLAP*

3: "Holy shit. Those two fat geeks do nothing but play World of Warcraft all day, I bet they've forgotten the real world uses dollars and when you die you don't respawn."
life noob by #FTW April 7, 2006
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Life is Hood 

Pretty self explanatory, means exactly what it says. It's like saying life is good, but much more gansta and dangerously hardcore. All the cool kids are saying it.
I'm goin out tonight dawg, life is hood!

Life is hood man, things got crazy in da club tonight!
Life is Hood by NikonEm February 20, 2011

Life's a Party 

A group, usually of two, who can come together as one and make great rap and hip hop songs. Usually consisting of a shorter haired member, and a longer haired member. Both are gorgeous and can fuck any lady they want. They usually have large orgies.
Yo bro, you listened to life's a party yet? They're fucking awesome.
Life's a Party by Kdog1395 November 23, 2011

Life lesson

Send nudes not hate
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life juice

I saw him sucking down a can of life juice.

life changing

When you take a dump so big that it changes the way you think about life. Or if while taking a dump, you decide to change your life for the good.
Man, while I was In the bathroom, I decided to go back to school. That dump was life changing for me!!
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