dick bastard 

A mix between a sonovabitch and a lame-ass jerk. Usually found trying to impress people with non-existent knowledge, material possesions, etc. A wholly unlikable person because of his arrogent yet ignorant attitude.

"Hey cowboy, I have a big boat that I use to pick up the hottest chicks. I'm soooo smart."

"No, you sir, are a dick bastard."

dick bastard by Pork King May 1, 2003

Dick Cheney 

An oily, whorefaced, bean-stealing enemy of the people. Dick Cheney completed the long-rumored merger of Halliburton and the Whitehouse. Under Dick Cheney’s guidance Halliburton became a de facto government agency, overseeing policy decisions as well as spending billions in public funds. Dick Cheney also shot a senior citizen in the face, while poaching quail, at a canned hunt (after drinking). He was then taken off the NRA Christmas card list.

Which feeble oligarch attempted to throw a pitch at a Nationals’ game but was too weak to make it over the plate?
A. Montgomery Burns
B. Dick Cheney

The answer is B.

Dick Cheney by Author June 17, 2006

dick mission 

Pursuing a pointless endeavor; counter productive; beating a dead horse, a cluster fuck, a waste of time.

Matt: I want to fix up my old truck to sell it. It needs about $2000 in work. What do you think?
Jack: I don't even think you could sell it for that much. Seems like a dick mission to me, hoss.

Jeff: I have to convince my boss that we need to cut salaries to just stay in business. It's the only way.
Wendy: He'll agree to that?
Jeff: Oh hell no! It's a total dick mission.

dick mission by Tenacious Faulker January 19, 2010

dick vapor 

A colorless, tasteless, odorless vapor from that rises from teenage boys' crotches. The vapor has been proven to attract female high school teachers, hungry for an underage erection.

When combined with a tropical climate like Florida's, dick vapor becomes a potent compound, enveloping the boy in an invisible vapor cloud -- thus making him irresistible to the female faculty at his school.

"Mrs. Smith never used to pay attention to me until I started going through puberty and getting dick vapor. Now we have sex in the gym like every day. Plus, I have the best grade in class!"

dick vapor by sidecarsally May 31, 2009

dick village 

A place in which alot of homo sexuals congrigate. vagina is scarce.

1. I bet that faggot lives in the dick village downtown.

2. That party is going to be a dick village.

3. Nice dick village you faggots!

dick village by Adam Davis Hendricks III September 12, 2007

dick tucked 

an excuse given by women when approached by sketchy/less-than-desirable males at parties or on the street

male: "So wassup, can I get your number?"
female: "um yeah sure, but try to call me before the operation"
male: "what operation?"
female: "oh i'm having my dick tucked"
male: .......

dick tucked by valkimiko September 14, 2007

Dick Depot 

A girl who is very sexually promiscuous.

X: Whoa. Katie is really quite the dick depot.
O: I know, I fucked her last night.
X: Me too!

Dick Depot by KatrinatTamica October 9, 2008