christianity 

A cult formed by men nearly 2000 years ago. The original group comprised of mainly homosexuals. 12 men sitting around holding hands, and hiding from women. Mordern day advocates include Rev. Ted Haggard, who enjoyed not only preaching christianity, but the meeting with a male prostitute and snorting meth and truly practicing it. Some followers have gotten confused and forgot of the medievil religious male orgies and choose to believe that homosexuality is evil. These people don't realize women are the true evil, and if not for them we could still be in paradise.

I rested my head in the small of his back, "god bless christianity!" I huffed and wiping the sweat from his back off my lips.

christianity by York Underwood November 18, 2006

The Christian Identity 

These are a group of Christian "Nazi's" who seem to ignore the blatant occult symbols the Third Reich used. They also believe that jesus was an Aryan. This is based on British Israelism, which is the same program that's causing muslims to invade England and it's also the foundation of the claims that jesus was a "Pharaoh."

The Christian Identity surfaced back when Hitler was in power, but Hitler rejected the idea stating, "You cannot make an Aryan of Jesus, that's nonsense."1

The xian identity folk also seem to ignore the fact that Jesus preached Communism (Matthew 19:21), was against looking up your own genealogy (1 Timothy 1:4), the fact that Jesus says that having pride is a sin (Job 40:12). Yet these people march around going "White Pride!"

These people also contribute the verses where Jesus is talking down to the Pharisees to Jesus talking down to the entire jewish race, which makes no sense when you look at the life Jesus lived; Jesus was even praised for what he says in Jewish synagogues (Luke 4:15).

Now, the Christian identity believe that the Jews were not Israelites mentioned in the bible, but the bible debunks that myth when Jesus is called "Rabbi" and "the king of Israel" in John 1:49, associating the two shows that the Israelites mentioned in the bible were jewish.

1 Hitler Speaks: A Series of Political Conversations With Adolf Hitler on His Real Aims By Hermann Rauschning, 1st edition, 1939

I don't know which is more deluded the people who believe in "Pharaoh Jesus" or "The Christian Identity."

The Christian Identity by Dr.Knowitall88 July 30, 2011

Dodo Christian 

A label for a believer of Christ whose spiritual condition is worrisome as they appear to be heading to the side of eternity, where now reside the Hitlers, Stalins, Maos, and Osamas—a global synchronized corporate prayer might help save the souls of these Easter or Christmas attendees.

With atheism as the unspoken religion in most parts of Europe, and with right-wing or religious extremism on the rise in the US and the West, guesstimate how many millions of dodo Christians worldwide might not have their names in the Book of Life.

Dodo Christian by MathPlus May 16, 2021

Christian

violent hypocritical liars. between 800 and 1500 AD, the christian empire was known to burn an outside culture to the ground, absorb local beliefs into the religion, forcefully convert locals, while at the same time condemning them.

the christians drowned my child during a baptism because i refused to be baptised

Christian by Aiden the Pagan February 14, 2012

Illiana Christian High School

A school in Lansing, Illinois now Dyer, Indiana where all the kids are spoiled snobby and rich. The school moved from the African American culture and sucks at educating its children.

Wow, Illiana Christian High School is moving again.

Illiana Christian High School by yeeyeegirl987654321 September 19, 2018

Christian Bale

Extremely talented actor who, as some may remember, sang about Santa Fe in Newsies way back in 1992. Then he turned badass and shot the shit out of Hugh Jackman in the Prestige. If Public Enemies with him and Johnny Depp isn't going to be one of the best movies ever, I will retire from watching movies.

"Feed me a stray cat"-ATM Machine
(I think I would have)
"Santa Fe, are you there? Do you swear you wont forget me?"- Christian Bale

Christian Bale by yorgletorlge December 22, 2008

Christian Death Metal 

A genre of music that combines the Death Metal sound and theme with Christian beliefs and morals. Their aim is to praise Jesus Christ and the Lord. However, the mixture of these two themes often get mixed up and as a result end up offending the very people they are trying to renew the faith of.

One of the leading bands from this genre, Mutilating God's Angels, often offend the priests they want to entertain. An example of this is "Fatal Whipping of that Jesus Cunt" and "Watch that Fucker on the Cross die sloowwwllyy".

All in all, the only flaw on this genre is that are at least trying to praise god (They say this in all their interviews) and any music that mentions god or Jesus in any way that isn’t meant to be incredibly blasphemous should not be heard by impressionable minds in case they become Christian and burn down our science labs. Real music isn’t about musical ability or expressing feeling or a message. Music is what you listen to while you’re smashing someone’s face with a coke bottle. Death to God!

Lyrics to God's Messenagers 'Baby Ripped from a Virgin's Cunt'
"The fucking bitch pushed that kid from her cunt, and her blood and her guts came out with him too, Jesus Christ was born that day, To lead us all a different way, by cutting up the sinners and eating thier flesh. Jesus hates you! Jesus hates you!"

Lyrics to Bloody Scriptures 'Jesus Speaks'
"“I will eat your children’s insides and use their skin to cover my lair I have created from virgin bones / I'll rape your daughter and rip out their eyes and mutilate you worthless drones."

Christian Death Metal by Real Gangsta in da House August 4, 2005