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Cheesy Sausage Link 

When Four Guys surround one dude in the middle and dry hump the person in the middle while one of them grabs their meat, and others tickle their ballsack, fingers their butthole, and grab his duck through his pants.
1: “Hey guys wanna have a cheesy Sausage Link”
2: “yea I love having my balls tickled”

Trout-sausage 

Used to describe something that's a load of nonsense or very annoying/ not ideal
That whole pandemic was a load of trout-sausage.

That man was talking pure trout-sausage.
Trout-sausage by Wordsnstuff12477 November 25, 2022

Blind Sausage Whiff 

Something Stevie mentioned on Good Mythical Morning.
Stevie: "Let me tell you, the blind sausage whiff, which is probably on Urban Dictionary.

Rhett: "The old sausage whiff
Stevie: - Is not great.
Blind Sausage Whiff by Dodd0 May 24, 2023

Pop out a sausage

To have a poo.
When you're walking down the street and all of a sudden you need a poo and you have to leg it to the nearest toilet before you pop out a sausage

Dropping the Sausage 

Sudden loss of a woody , whereby the penis ‘falls out’ unexpectedly usually resulting in intense feelings of disappointment and frustration for both parties. Predominantly occurring in ‘beer goggle ’ driven sexual encounters with a hot and ready phantom hoe.

Undoubtedly leading to a positively spun bed time story shared with friends.
Example: "Vincent ended up dropping the sausage upon realising that the gorgeous blonde he thought he’d pulled earlier in the night was in fact a brown bag special ”.

slapping the sausage 

I spent five hours last night slapping the sausage.