Crab Salad

Hey, man. I went for a Crab Salad with that smokin' blonde last night.

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Meat Salad

A gaggle of hot men dressing a straight woman up in nothing but adoration, usually done in a bedroom or other similar setting.

"'Erik invited his guys from the firehouse over last night, and that was one DELICIOUS meat salad', said Emily."

Meat Salad by Luchiapet September 1, 2014

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butch manly and sally manginia are craving a tuna salad sandwich

tuna salad by Queeg September 11, 2014

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When a dolphin is captured and turned into tuna, and made into a salad, aka a 100% Dolphin tuna salad.

Omg this Dolphin Salad tastes great with ranch!

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When a group a guys put their flaccid dicks in someones mouth.

I know a girl from Atlanta that makes the best noodle salad.

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When a woman or man takes multiple limp dicks in the mouth at the same time.

Honey would you like to have some friends come over so you can choke on noodle salad?

noodle salad by Smelf April 6, 2016

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a term of endearment for people you like to fuck around with

Person 1: I’m sorry
Person 2: No apologies, pasta salad.

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