lily padding

When a digestively unstable person places down pre-deuce tp to catch their handiwork above the water to leave for all to see.

we have a secret office cretan lily padding the office toilet every morning at 7am to let everyone know whos boss.

by thevictim1 March 10, 2025

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Post-panda regret

The immediate feeling of misery and regret after eating Panda Express. Primarily occurs after consuming a “Plate” or “Bigger Plate” with Orange Chicken or Beijing Beef as an entree. Abbreviated as PPR.

Guy 1: Let’s go out for some drinks!

Guy 2: Nah man, I have Post-Panda Regret. I can’t move.

by Cotriangulation June 4, 2025

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Chuzz Panda

A famous meme about a chopped huzz panda

Chuzz Panda is so funny, I thought about it at my father’s funeral and it made me piss myself.

Chuzz Panda comforts me in my darkest times, I love Chuzz Panda.

by Isaac Blaze McKim September 27, 2025

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Pizza panda

A panda that tosses and turns pizzas. He is the ultimate pizza panda. The pizza panda is more emotionally expressive than the pizza bandit. The pizza panda grew up with a deceased father.

"Chad is the ultimate pizza panda. I heard that the pizza bandit grew up with a dead dad.

by anonymous October 4, 2025

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trash panda

if you ever wear a raccoon pj onesie and explain how raccoons are also called trash pandas your ex will start rumors that your a furby and fuck raccoons so always pay attention to the mental health of the person your with

Jared now thinks your a furby because you once owned a onesie of a trash panda.

by onesiesdontmakefurbies October 25, 2025

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