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Post Panda Paralysis 

The malaise state one experiences after engorging oneself on panda express.
No I cant get off the couch and do that, I am suffering from Post Panda Paralysis

Post-panda regret 

The immediate feeling of misery and regret after eating Panda Express. Primarily occurs after consuming a “Plate” or “Bigger Plate” with Orange Chicken or Beijing Beef as an entree. Abbreviated as PPR.
Guy 1: Let’s go out for some drinks!

Guy 2: Nah man, I have Post-Panda Regret. I can’t move.

PostPandemik 

A State of mind which makes you aware
Damn, Don't mess with him. He's Postpandemik state of mind.
PostPandemik by postpandemik May 23, 2020