an intimate act between two or more people; participant with loose stool squats over the mouth of second participant, who is laying perpendicular to the ground, and begins to evacuate into the open mouth of second participant while continually extending legs and subsequently contracting them resulting in the loose stool taking the shape of soft serve ice cream in a bowl. It is customary for all participants to take turns eating said stool. To date, there is not protocol regarding silverware
After having dinner together, Toferus was excited about the potential of finding some corn in Jake's Tallahassee Soft Serve later that evening.
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Get the Tallahassee Soft Serve mug.Euphemism for unemployed. It's a useful title to give women in clubs instead of admitting that you spend all day playing Xbox games. Many people think software engineers make a lot of money.
"Hi, can I buy you a drink?"
"Sure, what's your name and what do you do?"
"I'm George, I'm a software engineer."
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"I'm George, I'm a software engineer."
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by Schmucky The Cat January 31, 2004
Get the software engineer mug.Soft- The act of being gentle in a female way so as to avoid physical conflict.
Most soft people are normally little girls and enjoy sitting and or cuddling with stuffed animals. Boys/Dudes/Men can range from anywhere between Soft to Tender, Tender being the softest of softs. This means you speak like a little bitch, saying adorable one liners to girls, and do cutsie things such as holding hands and blushing over girls.
Being soft isnt normally a bad thing, seeing as you can sometimes get ass, or snag bitches with such qualities. Girls like soft dudes, as they are normally extremely romantic. These are actually the guys who put their expensive as fuck jackets in mud puddles, because the girl is too retarded to walk around them. Will also cuddle with girls during The Dark Knight, because Batman is the ultimate god of Pillows, and all that is Tender.
Most soft people are normally little girls and enjoy sitting and or cuddling with stuffed animals. Boys/Dudes/Men can range from anywhere between Soft to Tender, Tender being the softest of softs. This means you speak like a little bitch, saying adorable one liners to girls, and do cutsie things such as holding hands and blushing over girls.
Being soft isnt normally a bad thing, seeing as you can sometimes get ass, or snag bitches with such qualities. Girls like soft dudes, as they are normally extremely romantic. These are actually the guys who put their expensive as fuck jackets in mud puddles, because the girl is too retarded to walk around them. Will also cuddle with girls during The Dark Knight, because Batman is the ultimate god of Pillows, and all that is Tender.
Dom: ''Dude, did you cuddle with Brooke during The Dark Knight?''
Aaron: ''Yea, i fucking love that girl.''
Dom: ''Bitch, you are soft, you are tender beyond belief!''
Aaron: ''So, you kiss niggas!''
Aaron: ''Yea, i fucking love that girl.''
Dom: ''Bitch, you are soft, you are tender beyond belief!''
Aaron: ''So, you kiss niggas!''
by A_S_G February 16, 2010
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A girl who acts slut-ishly in terms of hugs, cuddles, kisses and flirtation, but who won't put out as prolificly as proper sluts. Thus, soft slots are also cock teases.
Dude, I got off with that Jayne girl last night and I'd only known her like 30 seconds - I thought I was gonna get some but it turns out she's a soft slut.
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