life leech 

1. A person who has no real talent, personality, or life of their own. As a result, the life leech will attach themselves to you, your friends and your dates.

2. A person who claims to be your friend, waits for you to break up with your partner, and then proceeds to try to date them.

3. A person who claims to be your friend, waits for any sign of trouble with your partner, and then proceeds to do everything they can to make sure your relationship falls apart.

4. A person who claims to be your friend, but works tirelessly to bring drama into your life.

"When I broke up with Beth, Jim completely tried to weasel his way into a life with her...the guy is a total life leech."

life leech by ZCartman April 22, 2008

Life of Azxoll 

Online comedy Youtube series created by user KingAzxoll9 chronicling the life of random guy Zach, through his perspective, and the odd adventures and antics of his friends and family; consists of singular episodes, specials, multiple-part episodes, and seasons; in association with the PS3 Hive clan

"Life of Azxoll" was cancelled in September 2013, but was renewed for its complete first season in November.

The Hive Clan sponsors "Life of Azxoll" and "Life of Azxoll" sponsors the Hive.

Life of Azxoll by KingAzxoll9 November 1, 2013

Life Tilt 

When you are dealing with some kind of extreme stress in your life. You are now on life tilt.

"My freind Randy just lost $600 in a poker game and it's totally got him on life tilt!"

Life Tilt by timfbmx November 29, 2009

Life Fail 

Similar to epic fail, however a more monumental level of failure.

Kate: I walked into my door this morning, then into my roommate. Went to class, slipped on the ice, tripped getting off the bus. Got lunch and my pop exploded.

Jer: *glare*

Kate: I know, I know, fail!...

Jer: I wasn't going to say that...

Kate: What then?

Jer: LIFE FAIL!

Life Fail by GrafixPenguin87 January 29, 2009

life ignore 

The act of completely putting a person on ignore through all communication means, including ignoring/blocking phone calls, text messages, instant messages, visits, filtering emails, blocking them on Facebook, Twitter and other various social networking sites and even /ignoring them on your favorite MMORPGS.

Sarah: So... how are you?
Robert: I'm doing fine but why are you calling? I thought you put me on life ignore.

life ignore by Luftballon August 11, 2009

Life Lag 

When you space out for roughly two seconds, long enough to forget what you were doing. This is sometimes preceded by daydreaming and followed by weird stares from friends when you look around trying to figure out where you are.

Rob: Why is Steve just sitting there?

Micheal: He's got life lag.

(Gets up and flicks Steve)

Steve: Holy--What? (Steve looks around)

Life Lag by MattSwan14 December 5, 2009

life game movement 

A movement where people select a life role to play as in a role playing game and then they keep that role for a life time playing it 24/7. So the people take of a new idenity and life. they relate to each other the same way throughout life and sometimes live together in communities so they can relate to each other through there chosen lives better. Many people who hate there lives go into this movement.

John is in the life game movement they call his lord Trojan.

life game movement by Deep blue 2012 July 6, 2010