John Barilalo 

John Barilalo is the best spaghetti slurping, goomba stomping guy you will ever meet. He specialises in hand to hand combat against cameramen and he loves to goomba stomp on the national wildlife parks therefore converting them into unsafe apartments. Even though he is 110% Italian, he will execute you via deformation lawsuit if you even utter to him "mamamia a-John-a Ba-ri-ralo you need a-more spaghet?" Yes, he barely passed tafe, yet he earns more money than you and keeps his baby fat intact. He work harder.

"John Barilalo, is a fat greasy scrotum."
- Friendly Jordies-

John Barilalo by Just telling it like how itis. November 13, 2022

john thin

cooks, cleans and plays mc raft. pretty womanly and kinda thin

John Thin stop being THIN

john thin by boiled4 March 4, 2023

John Marshall Fundamental High School 

A school in Pasadena, CA that has many hot hispanic girls. This school also has many emos and wannabe gangsters.

John Marshall Fundamental High School has many false claimers.

John Marshall Fundamental High School by Guccibeltnigga782 September 2, 2023

John Chan 

Nerd, 2007 graduate of Early College in Guildford. He has 6 degrees, in Civil Engineering, City Planning, Sports Management, Economics and Advanced Calculus. He also took AP biology, AP chemistry and AP physics. Universities he has been to include, Harvard, Yale, UBC, USC, LSU and UT.

John Chan graduated in 2007 and is currently working as CEO for All Around Business Co. He is also an avid sportsman, being a recruit and a 5 star watch for the Walonga Taildogs of the AFL, following his arrival in Australia and knowledge in AFL.

John Chan by Mindhack Diva September 7, 2023

John (Splatoon) 

We don’t know who he is or what he wants, all we know is that he wears:

Pilot Goggles
Zink Layered LS
Purple High-Horses

Guy 1: Who the FUCK is John (Splatoon) ?
Guy 2: I don’t know

John (Splatoon) by anonymous September 24, 2023

john madden 

A monosyllabic, perspectiveless football announcer who rambles like harry caray and abuses the coaches clicker in an obsessive-compulsive manner while muttering primal grunts and "booms". Also known for scribbling unintelligible illustrations with the telestrater about the latest team he's jumped on the bandwagon with. Finds it harder to take is current favorite team and ram it down everybody's throats now that he's on MNF.

Did you hear that john madden is starting his own football league? The Packers and Cowboys play each other every week, and they both win every time!!

john madden by T.Y. July 15, 2004

John Lockin' it

When one pretends that his or her legs don't work. This syndrome often comes on without any warning, causing the person to lose control of their legs and collapse immediately. The legs then become dead weight which must be dragged around until they regain life.

This was first documented in the TV series LOST, in which John Locke lost feeling in his legs and would suddenly collapse while walking.

Kyle: OMG, did you see Sarah collapse when she tried to stand up?

Katie: Yeah, at first I thought she was paralyzed but then I realized she was probably just John Lockin' it.

John Lockin' it by MyLegsDontWork May 4, 2010