Queef Muffin

A term of endearment from a loving son to his wonderful mother

Mother: Goodnight, son
Son: I will see you tomorrow, Queef Muffin

by Djmaxipad September 7, 2025

Queefachino

1. When your close companion is acting in a saucy manner and you need a creative insult

2. When you are doing *it* and you are craving a frappachino so bad that a queef comes out

1. Don’t be a muddy queefachino

2. Sorry I let out a queefachino

3. No queefachino’s in my classroom

by Men Stroll October 24, 2025

Queef

When you look like captain underpants and Stewie griffin at the time

I just seen a queef

by Subby Gen boy November 16, 2025

Queef

When your coochie has been crock-potting all day at work under lots of pressure, and you get home, take off your pants and let off a little steam.

Oh god, I've been waiting all day to get this queef out!

by Trash Cattery November 27, 2025

Queef Quarrel

When you have air inside of your pussy and bend downward and start queefing and can’t stop.

My boyfriend asked me to stick my ass in his face and my pussy had a queef quarrel right in front of his face.

by Messymind December 6, 2025

Splooge Queef

the formation of a splooge bubble resulting from the simultaneous act of splooging and queefing.

I shat on my girlfriend's chest after her splooge queefe bubble popped on my forehead.

by Big Daddy Dirty D January 26, 2011

mental queef

A small brain fart.

"Your idea smells like a mental queef."

"You forgot to turn your headlights on"
"sorry, mental queef!"

by You Know It's Funny June 6, 2011