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Brain Cramp 

A stupid ill-advised idea. An idea where there is a small upside with a huge downside.

Such ideas when work are called genius ideas and when they fail are called colossal failures.
Bill Belichick going for it on 4th and 2 on their own 28 against the Colts on 11/15/2009. Patriots up by 6 with 2-08 on the clock.

Belichick goes for it. Patriots are unable to convert. Colts get the ball on NE 28. P Manning throws a touchdown to Reggie Wayne. An extra point later, Patriots lose the game which they lead by 17 points.

True definition of a brain cramp.
Brain Cramp by gr8desius November 17, 2009

Brainage 

(Bray-Nidge)

Meaning intelligence. Made popular by the comedy duo Lano & Woodley.
Lano- "...My wallet went down in the plane, jees, get a bit of brainage"
Brainage by Jaq_Shawty March 15, 2009

Brain Slug 

An idiot to the infinite power. Someone so stupid that even being in their presence can make you stupider. Worst part about a brain slug is that they don't know how stupid they are/sound. They may often use large words to appear smart

Warning....If you are in the presence of a Brain Slug don't engage them in an argument, and/or a conversation JUST LET IT GO.
Reggie: For 20 pts what is 10x1?

Brain Slug: Well seeing as they can be reciprocals of one another I'm going to change the problem into what is 9x2 which the answer is 18

Reggie: What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response was there anything that could even be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

brain fart 

A sudden thought, seemingly out of nowhere, that has nothing to do with the topic you are discussing.
We were discussing the party when all of the sudden my husband had a brain fart and asked me to remind him to change the air filter on his car.
brain fart by Sleeping Aurora July 21, 2014

Brain Teaser 

A story with a punchline. Used to tease the brain and produce laughter.
John: Bill looked in the mirror. He didn't see his own reflection but someone else's. He was not surprised or worried. What was going on?
Blake: I don't know, what?
John: Bill was looking at a photo!
Blake: Haha! That was a cool brain teaser!
Brain Teaser by eeguurl March 9, 2015

seagull brain 

A person who does stupid things, but in a funny way that makes you love them even more.
Rory was a Seagull Brain for believing Colin would actually pay him $5 for jumping the the MacDonald's dumpster naked.
seagull brain by Amelia Rose December 7, 2006