Brainage

(Bray-Nidge)

Meaning intelligence. Made popular by the comedy duo Lano & Woodley.

Lano- "...My wallet went down in the plane, jees, get a bit of brainage"

by Jaq_Shawty March 15, 2009

Dame Brainage

The obvious cerebral injury suffered by most women functioning in today's society.

How can she not understand that zero - zero means that noone is winning ? That bitch is definitely Dame Brainaged !!!

by The Observationalist September 05, 2012

Brainage

When Anonymous persons brain is superior and answers not 1 but 2 questions right

Anonymous person: wow I answered 2 whole questions I have brainage

by Anonymous person(Everett) December 04, 2021

Brainage

brain fluids inside of your brain

the brainage of Albert Einstein was blowing me away!

by IDKWOWAWESOME! July 22, 2015

Brainage

Someone speaking in a way that shows off how old they are.

The absolute brainage of Cenk Uygur when talking about how homeless people as criminals when they steal in need as opposed to celebrities who steal for fun. (Showing off how his views are warped by a high-income experience and the media's demonization of the homeless alongside his belief that high cost of living doesn't and not having a home doesn't affect people becoming homeless.)

by AnnoyedByMyselfWatchingPolitic November 25, 2022

Brainage

When Everett brain is superior and answers not 1 but 2 questions right

Everett: wow I answered 2 whole questions I have brainage

by Anonymous person(Everett) December 04, 2021