german sausage smoothie

When a bunch of german guys ejaculate into a blender and then a female must drink from it.

person: what were you guys and Jennifer doing last night?
guy: we were doing the old german sausage smoothie

by Verminssupreme2024 November 21, 2020

caped sausage

The male version of a landing strip.

This dude at the gym kept trying to show me his caped sausage. I told him to fly the fuck outta here!

by Boozeturd March 11, 2021

cheese sausage

Sausage made from ingredients such as ground meats like cow, roo, chicken, formed in a pigs intestine but some times synthetic casings cooked by boiling or frying or smoking, with a cheese saving inside, please be warned this hot scrumptious cheese sometimes explodes and causes burns to what ever lands on

Joannes been eating cheese sausage again, it’s all over her chin and top

by Dragbike April 22, 2021

Susan sausage

The only person to ever up gary guacamole

Yo susan sausage is legemdary

by Gary Guacamole is life May 4, 2021

Slippery sausage

When your brothers girlfriend is over and your brother is away to get gas to feed your cat and your brothers girlfriend is sitting in ur bed sucking a pickle and u go in your room and slip your slippery sausage in her while she is eating a pickle and your brother comes back with the gas and oils you up

Me n my pal had a slippery sausage last night

by Lynsey brolly December 5, 2021

Swinging Sausage

The art of "Hooking Monkeys" using your large firm "Monkey Tail"

Did you see Chris and Phil swinging sausages last night. Cant believe they did it right there in the foyer

by Jdog1991 December 11, 2021

warm sausage tea

a random thing stevie t said on one of his videos

“spare him his life from this warm sausage tea”

by the human of things and things May 1, 2022