Hooking

A sexual act in which a Pirate or an Pirate Actor shoves an anal hook attached to his or her hand inside a woman's vagina or anus

Long John Silver was hooking Mary Jane in the newest Pirate Porn

by PirateLoverBowzer February 3, 2012

Hooking

When a someone sticks their foot in between another persons legs and drags them towards them self

Tim hooked my girlfriend last night so I beat the shit out of him when I found out he was hooking her

by Hooking May 29, 2014

Hooking

When one kicks another in the crotch area from behind, usually by surprise.

Jimmy got detention for hooking Brian.

by mrsunshine94 October 2, 2009

hook hook

a slang term for a hooker

woman on the street taps you on the shoulder and says 'who the _____ you callin' a hook hook' and then she rips your turtle backpack. :(

by kaitii August 21, 2006

Hooked

Being totally in love or addicted to someone.

We went on a date last night and I am totally hooked

by Legitunderstandings July 13, 2016

hook it

The process of engaging in any sexual act with another individual.

I really wanted to hook it with this gorgeous brunette last night, but she was way out of my league. I had to settle with mediocre sex with some fat chick instead.

by Marcus Bunny July 6, 2008

on the hook

A person who is "on the hook" will be overly infatuated with another person. The person who is the desired generally takes little notice (and often complete advantage) of the person who is on the hook.

Often times the person who is on the hook is a back-up.

Signs that you are on the hook:
1) giving foot rubs
2) making mixed tapes/cds/play lists
3) making chocolate cake
4) dropping everything at a moments notice to be with the other person.

Ted: "Lisa came over last night and I gave her a foot rub as we watched a move."
Marshall: "Are you guys dating now?"
Ted: "No, she is still with her boyfriend, she is just looking for the right time to break the news."
Marshall: "Dude, you are so on the hook."

by greetification March 2, 2010