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mounting a rhino 

When I told my friends that I fucked Bertha, they were like "Dude, that's like mounting a rhino."

Rusty Mountains 

When a man or woman has diarrhea on a woman's breasts after eating a meal consisting of Mexican food.
I had seven refried bean burritos, and then gave my hoe some rusty mountains.
Rusty Mountains by dee oh tee September 11, 2005

mountains 

upstate NY prisons (where numerous NY prisons are, away from the city)
I was away up in the mountains for 11 years and my commissary was always right.
mountains by OntheHumble March 14, 2008

Little Mountains 

A woman's boobs or breasts.
Ashley finally let me take off her bra and feel her little mountains.
Little Mountains by ladiesman0000 August 29, 2010

Mountainman 

An individual who is cute yet charming while knows how to be the life of the party at any dull moment. Some have been known to mistake the most interesting man in the world with the mountainman. If he punches you in the face you will have to fight off the strong urge to thank the mountainman and then move on with your day. Girls want to be with him and guys want to be him. if you get the rare chance to meet him i suggest you thank him for everything he has done he is the mountainman.
Girl - Are you jesus?

Mountainman - No sweetie i am the mountainman
Mountainman by I am the mountainman September 24, 2010

Snowy Mountains 

when a male cums on a girls tits.
dude my girlfriend ripped her bra off so i had to give her the snowy mountains
Snowy Mountains by jew420 May 24, 2006