weekend water 

An alcoholic beverage; Booze

It's Friday. I'm thirsty. Give me some weekend water.

weekend water by kleinsound May 11, 2008

puppy water 

when your too young to cum and you only produce a clear liquid aka puppy water

mike jerked off and he only produced puppy water

puppy water by bigballswag365 December 2, 2015

Purse Water 

A pint of alcohol or a flask that you store in your purse or backpack on a daily basis for convenient shots while out in public, especially in restrooms, movie theaters and chaotic Uber rides with your degenerate friends.

Erin has to go to CVS to buy more purse water

Purse Water by Pint of Fun June 14, 2018

Crisp Water

Crisp Water is the best and crsipiest water how you find it is at your schools closest water fountain

Person 1: wanna go get some water
Person 2: only if it’s crisp water

Crisp Water by Magsmcgee February 16, 2019

Take your water 

To kill you, Dune-Style. Derived from the Fremen society on Arrakis.

You ate my fucking twinkies, I shall take your water.

He said AFI sucked, I will take his water.

Take your water by Natas March 21, 2003

unseasoned water

someone who is more bland than water itself

nathaniel is such unseasoned water

unseasoned water by greenteabitch August 6, 2021

Ketchup Water 

The most vile and disgusting thing found on Earth. Often a result of laziness due to a lack of shaking a ketchup bottle before spewage onto a plate of fries or hamburger.

I would rather drink diarrhea vomited from your mother's ass after being fermented in a hippos vagina for 8000 years than ketchup water touch my fries.

Ketchup Water by PeeJayAych January 12, 2008