Spanking The Human

When you see a monkey jerking it. Instead of the monkey spanking his monkey he's spanking his human.

WTF dude the monkey is Spanking The Human.

by Psyco6 March 6, 2012

Free Range Human

A person who does not have to lick someones a$$ everyday at work. They are their own masters, can sleep till noon work till 12, and have a blast on Mondays.

Have you meet Kelly she's a free range human , graphic designer

by Treeoflife November 5, 2017

a disaster for the human race

the Industrial revolution and it’s consequences

The Industrial Revolution and it’s consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

by nlolhere March 22, 2021

female human

A female human is amazing. They come in all shapes, sizes, and colors. Female humans are very diverse. Some love male humans, some love female humans, some love both genders, and some love all genders. One of the greatest things about female humans is their strength. Sometimes, if they so choose, they can help create a living human being inside their body, and then expel it from their body. When they aren't doing that, their body is prepared to do it once a month, and they spend at least 5 days a month bleeding. Speaking of bodies, that is another amazing thing about female humans. Their bodies are incredibly beautiful. They can be as white as China and as dark as ebony, and they come in every warm shade of brown there is. They can be large and small, thin and thick, tattooed and pierced and scarred, with cellulite, stretch marks and body hair. Each one is beautiful, and belongs to that woman and no one else. Their minds are another thing. Some can have ADHD, depression, anxiety, autism, Down syndrome, and many other things, but each is intelligent and capable of great things. Because female humans are strong, beautiful, independent and intelligent, they quite obviously don't have to do anything for anyone. They do not have to wear heels, makeup or dresses, make you a sandwich, have sex with you, be a certain weight, height or religion, or do ANYTHING they don't want to. Hell, they don't even have to have a vagina. If you encounter a female human, treat them with respect.

A female human is pretty awesome.

by W.D May 30, 2016

horrible human being

A person who does things to constantly annoy/upset people.

"Oh did you see mike"
"No, why"
" oh he took the last Pringle and smacked a toddler while at it, he's a horrible human being"

by [e-mail] December 30, 2016

Normal Human Being

One who seeks to improve oneself and the world around them, always respecting others and helping when possible.

Ghandi and Mother Theresa were normal human beings, Nancy Grace, Glenn Beck and Barney Frank are not.

by Greene Team July 21, 2011

idiot human rights activist

that one person who calls you receipt because you said the word black

guy that works someplace: what color would you like your car to be?
broi: um..... black?
idiot human rights activist: WHAT DID YOU SAY??????? THATS RACIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

broi: bruh, i just said black, WHAT ELSE AM I SPOSSED TO SAY???????
idiot human rights activist: um IDK, SHOWDOW?
broi: bruh those are two diffrent things fool

by someone else thats not u April 9, 2021