bedrot 

1. The rusting or deterioration of a truck bed
2. The result of a lack of cleanliness in or on a mattress resulting in mold, lumps, and/or discoloration and stains

Luke felt a crunch when walking on the bed of his truck and noticed the bedrot.
After years of prolonged periods of hard work and not showering, Nate's mattress began to succumb to bedrot.

bedrot by Nathando January 26, 2012

bedongled

When you're bedazzled by dong.

Person #1: I can't stop thinking about that hot guy with the big bulge in his pants. You know he's packing some heat down there.

Person #2: Holy shit, you're totally bedongled.

bedongled by ihumpedthat June 2, 2015

Randy Bedwell 

This is the type of person that would leave his family for some ugly old bitch across the street. He would leave everything behind for a GILF from church. Don't be a Randy, Randy lost everything for an old whore.

"Hey look! There's a Randy Bedwell going to look at Christmas lights." "Oh never mind, he's going to cheat with his whore."

Randy Bedwell by Cheatin'Ass July 10, 2018

Bedswangled

To cause unintentional miscalculation, (and thus) harm towards your own associates, due to a fault in ones (individuals) action performing an endeavor.

I played a game of AP Warwick and I almost died.
-Did you kill anyone?
No, but a Vel'Koz was low on health.
I had bedswangled him.

Bedswangled by Henri Casadesus October 10, 2018

Bedroom Roulette 

This is a game of luck, skill, and cunning. It's being played in colleges across the nation. The game starts with one guy and six girls in a room, with four guys waiting outside. The first guy sticks it in one girl and goes from the next one and then to the next one until he splooges into one of them. Than that guy leaves and that girl is out, now there are five girls left. Than the second guy comes in and he repeats what the first guy does. Now there are four girls left. Eventually it gets down to the fifth guy and the last two girls. The winner who survives all five rounds receives a half-gallon while second-place gets a 24-pack. That everyone is how you play Bedroom Roulette. For all other inquiries, please don't inquire.

Jeff: What are you doing tonight?

Darin: I'm gonna play Bedroom Roulette with six hot girls.

Jeff: Can I come?

Darin: Sure we need one more guy

Bedroom Roulette by Ka-Bam37 July 17, 2013

notch in the bedpost 

A person you've had sex with. Derived from the practice of tallying the number of sexual partners you've had by indenting your bed post. It is often used in derogatory fashion, by representing that a person is recognized solely as a past sexual achievement.

Tom: Hey, what happened with that girl...Sarah?
Kyle: Meh. She was just another notch in the bedpost.

notch in the bedpost by hambone skeet skeet November 19, 2013

Ranked Bedwars

Where people with no life, no family, and too many clicks per second compete to see whos the sweatiest in bed.

That nerd is a Ranked Bedwars Player

Ranked Bedwars by OutViz March 17, 2021