he's not home right now

Excuse given by the mother, father, or other relative or friend of a less-than-altruistic "friend" not to call someone back on the phone.

I tried to call my (sarcastically spoken) wonderful friend Peter, but all I get is his sister on the phone telling me he's not home right now.

by pentozali February 28, 2008

right handed waffle slam

The act of a man sticking his dick in a waffle maker and then a woman having her full arm (right side) firmly in the mans ass. While singing Roar by Katy Perry.

Jon wanted to spice up things with his wife so he had her help him with a right handed waffle slam.

by RatStealer449 September 18, 2017

North Atlantic Right Whale

Brenda's (dill pickle) spirit animal. Every time one dies, Brenda feels it in her stomach.

"Yo Dill Pickle, you aight?"
"Nah my stomach is full of plastic because a North Atlantic right whale ate some coca cola bottles. Like bitch, it ain't plankton..... STOP!"
"Cya Dilly."
"Bye bitch <3"

by Xx_Tater_Thot_xX May 14, 2019

A right good Kyle Anderson

The action of blowing your nose as loudly as you can no matter where you are

Ill person: *sniffs*
Their friend: dude you need to blow your nose
ill person: yeah I'll just give it a right good Kyle Anderson

by Wancandan November 29, 2016

Right side eyebrow piercing

White supremist, racist, anti-black.

Yo you got a right side eyebrow piercing? I guess you hate black people.

by Blm229229ww May 1, 2023

Right wing death squad

Something that is deployed to the nearest synagogue.

- Hey, did you Jacob guy? Apprently, he was jewish!
- That explains he was such an asshole about everything, damn it, I wish I caught it earlier! Let's call the right wing death squad.

by Redic Officer July 7, 2022

Harrison Ford's Right Testicle

What you call your friend after he does something extremely dangerous and stupid (i.e. jumps off the house on a Razor scooter and attempts to land in a kiddie pool full of instant jello) and survives.

I can't believe you just peed on that cop, dude. You're Harrison Ford's Right Testicle!

by joshg4 July 30, 2008