The Polish Vacuum 

The act of having very short bursts of anal sex to build up air in the anus, while listening to a fast tempo polka.

Man, I was blowing farts for hours after Tony gave me the Polish Vacuum. I was louder than the accordion!

The Polish Vacuum by The Oktoberfest Giggler June 2, 2012

routed by the liquid viking 

To get drunk or the state of being drunk

Dude, I got routed by the liquid viking at the keg party last night. By the way, have you seen my pants?

routed by the liquid viking by El Donko Deluxo June 27, 2003

The Orgy/Vomit Conundrum 

The Orgy/Vomit Conundrum, coined in 1963, is the predicament in which one finds that the point of inebriation where it is possible to overcome the social barriers and anxieties in order to suggest that people in a given space engage in an orgy is also the physiological state or tipping point at which vomiting is likely to occur. In essence, you can only suggest that an orgy is in order when you are so drunk that you're bound to vomit and ruin any reasonable chance of carrying out said orgy.

Man, last night I faced the orgy/vomit conundrum

The Orgy/Vomit Conundrum by teeveeglare May 18, 2008

the darth vader

It is when a man stands over a person laying on their back. The man faces towards the persons feet, and then stretches his scrotum} over their nose and mouth such that each of his balls are on each side of the chin. The person's breathing should then inflate and deflate the scrotum like an air bellows and the resulting noise should resemble the dark lord's breathing. A side effect is that the man's anus may place a dot on the receiver's forehead. When a dot has been made, this act is also known as the hindu facemask.

Lamar Odom and khloe kardashian perform The Darth Vader regularly to stay in shape.

the darth vader by d. mccrakin September 16, 2013

The Da Vinci Code 

As I said in the Dan Brown entry, this book was based upon the book Holy Blood, Holy Grail, written in 1982. And it pisses me the fuck off every time some idiot sees the movie and thinks they are a fucking Religious Scholar, when they don't even know Dan Brown wasn't the first guy to say that Jesus was married to MM and they had kids, and the decedents walk among us today. Dan Brown is just a shitty fiction writer, whose books read like screenplays for a movie, and to sell more books, he copied someone else's ideas and made it into a fiction book because he's a no talent hack.

I saw The Da Vinci Code in theatres, now I think I'm an expert on Religion, but really, I'm just a moron.

The Da Vinci Code by SmellyBaptist August 22, 2006

The Antelope Valley 

A small city catering to the workers of Los Angeles and Edwards Air Force Base. A region that was hit right in the balls during the 2008 financial collapse, with home values plummeting 70% or more. The cities in the area have recovered and are now on par with the rest of middle class LA county. A really hot fucking place.

The Antelope Valley got hit right in the nuts in 2008.

The Antelope Valley by APersonFromCalifornia June 27, 2016

i love you more than a horny slut loves getting pounded by the whole village 

A fucked up way of saying i love you

"Deborah. I love you more than a horny slut loves getting pounded by the whole village."

i love you more than a horny slut loves getting pounded by the whole village by The Darkness!!!! December 24, 2019