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Chicken Dick 

In order to play the game of Chicken Dick, two males must become entirely erect separated from one another (presumably by watching pornographic material), and once completely erect, they position each other's genitalia within view of the opposite person's. The first male to become totally flaccid foregoes the match of Chicken Dick.
Jeff- Hey bruv, wanna play Chicken Dick?
Sam- Nah ded, I'm gay.
Chicken Dick by Jaden Chavez February 23, 2018
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yummy dick 

The most delicious succulent dick. A beautiful mushroom head for a pucker sound and a long shaft and nice buoyant balls that bounce and are ready for my mouth. If a girl says you have a yummy dick it is a high compliment.
Melissa loves yummy dicks. <3
"His dick was no average dick, it was my favorite delicious dick and it tasted like yummy dick."
"Can I have some more yummy dick please?"
"When I looked at it, it made my mouth water because yummy dicks have a way of doing that to me."
yummy dick by Vida Armonia February 26, 2018

firestick and dick

A phrase which supersedes "Netflix and chill" and accepted amoug all sexual orientation with the exception of lesbians. This is in invitation to acquire company to enjoy a movie via amazon firestick while enjoying sex.
Her: hey! Firestick and dick tonight?
Him: you bring the fire, I'll bring dick.
firestick and dick by NVprophecy January 13, 2017

bomb ass dick 

A dick so good.. makes you wet when you think about it. and you can imagine it driving through you while you at a family dinner, and u gtta go masturbate
"jack! he has some bomb ass dick "

" how can i get over him with that bomb ass dick...."
bomb ass dick by chloe.88 May 27, 2019

I put my dick in a bag of Doritos 

A kids mom died so he made a song but it started of with I put my dick in a bag of Doritos.
Johnny: I put my dick in a bag of Doritos

suck a flying dick 

suck a flying dick to tell someone to fuck off or get lost
my ex girlfriend was up in my business i told her to suck a flying dick
suck a flying dick by bluebear October 5, 2020

turtle's head dick 

Extremely small penis caused by excessive fat in the pubic/groin area. Penis can shrink back into the scrotum and totally disappear, like a turtle's head.
Since I've put on all this weight I've developed a turtle's head dick! Every time I look down at it the head sucks back into my scotum. Poof! Out of sight!
turtle's head dick by talk2me-JCH2 February 24, 2021